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Possibly the most interesting lad of the lot. A weird but charming boy with immense money grabbing skills. Loves women, hates men but not SSS men.
AGE: 19
DOB: ?/5/82
HEIGHT: 5ft 11in
WEIGHT: 16 stones
INTERESTS: Girls, booze and the SSS
OCCUPATION: Booze drinker and builder
BIOGRAPHY: Known as THE BOOZE LOVER, john has become renowned in Bridlington as
a non-stop alcoholic. One good thing is that he is now being sponsored by VICTORIA WINES, so this
means the SSS get free booze off of him. Only thing is he is always sick after too much booze and
regularly gets thrown out of clubs. John is also a builder with high standards. His firm Johns
Joining Bandits is renowned in its field as being the first company to build a communal toilet (this is one big
square hole where both men and women pee at the same time into the one toilet). There is only one in the world at the moment
, but johns firm have a contract to build more in the near future all over the world.
