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Loves his football especially TRANMERE ROVERS and used to love his women but has since settled down to a life of kids, pizza and debt.
AGE: 19
DOB: 7/1/82?
HEIGHT: 5ft 9in
WEIGHT: 32 stones
INTERESTS: Girls, girls, no more girls and the SSS
OCCUPATION: SSS account man, SSS footie team coach
BIOGRAPHY: A relatively quiet young lad who moved away from Bridlington to get a real
account degree. As we showed before though you dont need a degree to do something like that, but its his choice.
At the age of 3 he was signed by Barmston United and signed for a fee of £6.50 and a ball of kebab meat.
After 4 happy years there he went on to be signed by Tranmere Rovers for a then record kindergarten fee
of £50. Unfortunately a broken nose ended his career and since that fateful day he has wanted to become an
accountant and maybe a bus driver but that will never happen as he has sparrowed hands. Hopefully someday he will come back to
Bridlington to resurrect his SSS accountant career.
