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This page is for an old member of the group. A true friend but will never have the strength, courage or determination to make it to the top of the SSS.
AGE: 19
DOB: ?/6/82
HEIGHT: 5ft 11in
WEIGHT: ? stones
INTERESTS: Girls, footie, trisha and the SSS
OCCUPATION: Tv worker, SSS broadcaster and weight-lifter
BIOGRAPHY: If you are ever in need of a job doing then just ask Rob, he will do just about any job he can for you.
Many times when i have been struggling i have called upon Rob. The only problem with him is if
there is something in the unknown then he will CRY. Sorry Rob. We have been on holiday 3 times together and each time
was very crap but he couldnt help it he is a very boring but nice lad. The 1st time we met i joked
i was going to throw a bullet at him and i did by accident and all he did was shout"CHEERS MEARNS"
and for that i offered him a place in the SSS. Since that day we have been good friends.
However his role in the SSS is somewhat under scrutiny after he told an outsider that we were
having a secret SSS gathering. I say "SORT YOURSELF OUT LAD!. Before i sort you out. Barker now has a girlfriend called 'Salbo' and she is a wonderful girl, but with her he becomes a nasty individual not letting anything get in his way."