You moron! Can't you see that you have man bits growing on your head?
This is usually a sign of Calcium deficiency, so get that sorted and your ballbag eyes will be.
You may look abnormal but think of those poor buggers out there who can't eat milk or chewing gum!
Sort yerself out and get some milk down you and those ballbags will be gone.
The lump on your head though will stay forever and turn into a dick on your head. No doubt about that! You will get known as 'DICKHEAD', so get used to it!
Good luck!
Mearns.
Recently I have lost alot of sleep and the last couple of days I have started developing testicle shape bags under my eyes.
These sack like shapes don't hurt but I am worried as I feel as though people are looking at me.
Also I have a lump in the middle of my forehead starting to grow. What's that all about? Chamon!
Help me Mearns!
Sincerely,
Frankie Graboid,
in Sparrowland, East Yorkshire.