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Thu 20 Dec 01
This page is dedicated to one of our new recruits. Joining just a year ago she has already seduced several members of the group into her bed.
AGE: 19
DOB: 3/10/82
HEIGHT: 5ft 5in
WEIGHT: 7 stones
INTERESTS: Men, shopping and the SSS
OCCUPATION: Full-time SSS recruitment officer
BIOGRAPHY: After only joining the SSS only around a year ago, Rebecca has
achieved lots of things in her time here. Joining with not many skills and with no proper
job the funding we receive now goes to Rebecca to go and find new members for the SSS. Without her
brains and knowledge we would never have recruited the wonderful CLAIRE THOMPSON
and EMILY PEA or had TWEET
as our mascot. At the age of 8 Rebecca was thrown out of school for belching repeatedly on a
teacher, but she didnt stop. She was after some time allowed back into another school, but
again was kicked out for ripping all her books up in class and making a bonfire on her desk.
She was then a down and out for 7 years until she got a job as a bin lady but again was fired
for putting the rubbish in the front of the truck instead of putting it in the back of the truck. Then finally at the age
of 18 just a year ago Rebecca found comfort in the arms of the SSS. We all hope she stays for
a long long time. Now Becci has estranged herself from the group, but is still however a distant relative of the group. She now works as a cat optician, such is her love of cats.
