Up to date, my taste of music is very rare. I slant more to the Classical Opera Style like Sarah Brightman (Christine of Phantom of the Opera), Charlotte Church, Emma Shapplin, Andrea Bocelli, Pavaroti, Placido Domingo...etc. I listen to Orchestral music as well, but you can't make parodies from np lyrics so they will not be included here. Occasionally, I listen to Celine Dion music as well and the "My Heart Will Go On" parody is at the bottom. I find that Celine Dion's songs are best for Parodies, while the Operatic pieces can't be changed much for laughs unless they are Classical Crossovers e.g. Sarah Brightman, Emma Shapplin..etc. Then again, Emma Shapplin sings in Latin...so....too bad.

Midi file of the Andrea and Sarah Brightman hit - Time to say Goodbye

I only have inspiration for Celine Dion's songs so far. But other artists' songs coming up. If you would like to make a parody or have one, please email me. More Celine Dion songs coming.

The following is a parody of Celine Dion's song - "Because you Love Me". The Parody version is advised not to be sung to lovers!

Because You Love Me
(The Original Lyrics of the Song)

For all those times you stood by me. For all the truth that you made me see. For all the joy you brought to my life

For all the wrong that you made right. For every dream you made come true.

For all the love I found in you. I'll be forever thankful baby

You're the one who helped me up, never let me fall.

You're the one who saw me through. Through it all

You were my strength when I was weak. You were my voice when I couldn't speak. You were my eyes when I couldn't see. You saw the best there was in me.

Lifted me up when I couldn't reach

You gave me faith cuz you believed

I'm everything I am. Because you loved me, ooh, yeah

You gave me wings and made me fly. You touched my hand I could touch the sky. I lost my faith you gave it back to me

You said no star was out of reach. You stood by me and I stood tall.

I had your love I had it all. I'm grateful for each day you gave me.

Baby I don't know that much but I know this much is true

I was blessed because I was loved by you

You were my strength when I was weak (You were my strength). You were my voice when I couldn't speak. You were my eyes when I couldn't see. You saw the best there was in me. Lifted me up when I couldn't reach.

You gave me faith cuz you believed. I'm everything I am. Because you loved me

You were always there for me. The tender wind that carried me

A night in the dark, shining your love into my life. You've been my inspiration through the lies you were the truth

My world is a better place because of you

You were my strength when I was weak. You were my voice when I couldn't speak. You were my eyes when I couldn't see. You saw the best there was in me

Lifted me up when I couldn't reach. You gave me faith cuz you believed

I'm everything I am. Because you loved me, yeah

You were my strength when I was weak. You were my voice when I couldn't speak. You were my eyes when I couldn't see. You saw the best there was in me

Lifted me up when I couldn't reach. You gave me faith cuz you believed.

I'm everything I am. Because you loved me

I'm everything I am..Because you loved me

Because You Jinxed Me
Altered Version

That was Because you Loved me. Now I present to you - Because you jinxed me!

For all the times you trip my leg. For all the times you poke my eyes. For all the suffering in my life. For all the RIGHT that you made WRONG. For every nightmare you made real. For all the jinx I found in you

I'll be forever cursed you idiot. You're the one that made me fall. Never give me peace

You're the one who saw me fall through the pond and all

You were the morphine when I was strong. You were my voice when I don't want to speak. You were the cataracts when I could see. You made the worst that was in me.

Pulled me down so I couldn't reach. You gave me bad luck cause you are jinxed

I'm not everything I am. Because you jinxed me...ohh..noo

You shot me down when I could fly. You pulled my hand to touch the Sun!I got my faith you took from me. You stood by me and I stood stupid.

I had your luck I had it all. I hate you for each day you jinxed me

Jinxer I don't know that much. But i know this much is true

I'm cursed because I was jinxed by you.

You were the morphine when I was strong. You were my voice when I don't want to speak. You were the cataracts when I could see. You made the worst that was in me.

Pulled me down so I couldn't reach. You gave me bad luck cause you are jinxed. I'm not everything I am because you jinxed me.

You were always there to jinx. The hurricane that carried me

A pain in the neck. Shinning your spotlight in my eyes

You've been my perspiration, through the lies you were the source.

My world is a lousy place because of you

You were the morphine when I was strong. You were my voice when I don't want to speak. You were the cataracts when I could see.

You made the worst that was in me. Pulled me down so I couldn't reach. You gave me bad luck cause you are jinxed

I'm not everything I am. Because you jinxed me...yeah

You were the morphine when I was strong. You were my voice when I don't want to speak. You were the cataracts when I could see. You made the worst that was in me

Pulled me down so I couldn't reach. You gave me bad luck cause you are jinxed. I'm not everything I am. Because you jinxed me.

I'm everything I am

Because you jinxed me!

Because you loved me to the toilet 
Not recommended for kids to sing.

For all those times you stood by me. For all the truth that you made me see. For all the joy you brought to my life. For all the wrong that you made right. For every dream you made come true

For all the love I found in you. I'll be forever thankful baby

You're the one who helped me up, never let me fall

You're the one who saw me through. Through it all

You were my strength in the toilet bowl. You were my butthole when I couldn't sh*t. You were toilet paper when I couldn't wipe. You saw the best there was in me.

Lifted me up when I couldn't reach. You gave me faith cuz you believed. I'm everything I am. Because you loved me, ooh, yeah

You gave me hands and made me wipe. You touched my hand I could wipe the place. I lost my faith you gave it back to me. You said no flush was out of reach. You stood by me and I stood bare.

I had your love I had it all. I'm grateful for each day you gave me.

Baby I don't know that much. But I know this much is true. I was blessed because I was loved by you

You were my urethra when I was pissing.(You were my urethra)You were my voice when I couldn't yell. You were automatic when I couldn't flush. You saw the chunks there were in me. Lifted me up when I couldn't reach. You gave me help cuz you were robot

I'm everything I am. Because you loved me

You were always there for me. The tender flush that carried waste. A room in the house. Shining your relief into my life. You've been my great relief. Through the flush you were made clean.

My world is a better place because of you

You were the water when I was sick. You were my tap when I couldn't wash. You were the mirror when I couldn't see. You saw the blemish on my face. Lifted me up when I couldn't reach.

You gave me junk cuz you believed. I'm everything I am

Because you loved me, yeah

You were my strength when I had constipation. You were my voice when I couldn't scream in pain. You were my intestinal medicine when I couldn't sh*t. You saw the fibres that wasn't in me. Helped push out cuz u were good. You gave me faith cuz you believed

I'm everything I am. Because you loved me

I'm everything I am

Because you loved me

The following is dedicated to people who love and hate the Titanic song - My Heart Will Go On. The parody version may be useful in a joke or for encouragement for people with heart problems.

For the time being, the people that I know hate "MY HEART WILL GO ON are my friends MARC and SHAIKH and not forgetting, DAVID LETTERMAN.

My Heart Will Go On
The Original Lyrics of the Song

Every Night in my dreams, I see you, I feel you, that is how I know you go on.

Far across the distance and space between us, you have come to show you go on.

Near, Far, Wherever you are, I believe that the heart does go on. Once more, you open the door and you're here in my heart and my heart will go on and on.

Love can touch us one time and last for a lifetime and never let go till we're one.

Love was when I loved you, one true time I hold you. In my life, we'll always go on.

Near, far, wherever you are, I believe that the heart does go on. Once more you open the door and you're here in my heart and my heart will go on and on.

You're here, there's nothing I fear, and I know that my heart will go on . We'll stay forever this way. You are safe in my heart and my heart will go on and on.

That was the lyrics for the original Titanic song. and next, I bring to you my own version of "MY HEART WILL GO ON"

MY "HEART" WILL GO ON

Every Night in my dreams, I hear you, I feel you, that is how I know you go on.

Far across my body and chest deep inside of me, you have beat to show you go on.

Fast, slow, however you beat, I believe that you will not stop for long. Once more you continue thumping and I know that my heart will go on and on and on

Heart Attacks and hit us one true time and stay with us for one whole lifetime in pain.

Heart Attack was when it hits you when you don't expect it. It will come again if you're incautious.

Hard, soft, however you beat, I believe that the heart will go on. Once more you operate on me and your scalpel's in my heart and my heart will go on and on.

It's here! There's nothing I fear and I know that my heart will go on. We'll stay forever this way with my will and doctor my heart will go on and on and on.

"THE CRISIS WILL GO ON"

Every time in the morning, I wait for the stocks to rise. That is how I keep on living.

Far across the countries, the crisis had started. Now I know that I am very poor.

Rise, drop, whatever it is, all I know that my stocks must go up. Once more, it dropped by 100 points and I know that I'm poorer and poorer and getting worse.

Rich was when my house is expensive and so is my car and never stop rising up and up.

Rich was when I held cash with my wallet full of money. Now, my wallet has less than twenty cents.

Up, down. Whatever it is, all I wish is for it to stabiles. Once more the market fluctuates and I know that the Crisis will go on and on and on.

It's here! My bills are all down here and I know that I am in big trouble. I'll stay forever this way and my bills will keep coming and the CRISIS WILL GO ON AND ON.