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| Life of Brian |
| BRIAN: I'm not a roman mum, I'm a kike, a yid, a heebie, a hook-nose, I'm kosher mum, I'm a Red Sea pedestrian, and proud of it! REG: If you want to join the People's Front of Judea, you have to really hate the Romans. BRIAN: I do! REG: Oh yeah, how much? BRIAN: A lot! REG: Right, you're in. BRIAN�S MOTHER: He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy! JAILER: Crucifixion? PRISONER: Yes. JAILER: Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each. JAILER: Crucifixion? PRISONER 2: Er, no, freedom actually. JAILER: What? PRISONER 2: Yeah, they said I hadn't done anything and I could go and live on an island somewhere. JAILER: Oh I say, that's very nice. Well, off you go then. PRISONER 2: No, I'm just pulling your leg, it's crucifixion really. JAILER: Oh yes, very good. Well... PRISONER 2: Yes I know, out of the door, one cross each, line on the left. |
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