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MARLA: I haven't been fucked like that since grade school!

TYLER: I look the way you want to look, I fuck the way you want to fuck.

TYLER: You are not your job. You are not the money in your bank account. You are not the car you drive. You are not how much money is in your wallet. You are not your fucking khakis. You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

TYLER: First rule of Fight Club, you do not talk about Fight Club. Second rule of Fight Club, you DO NOT talk about Fight Club. Third rule of Fight Club, when someone say "stop" or goes limp, the fight is over. Fourth rule of Fight Club, only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule of Fight Club, one fight at a time. Sixth rule of Fight Club, no shirt, no shoes. Seventh rule of Fight Club, fights go on as long as they have to. Eighth and final rule of Fight Club, if this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight.

NARRATOR: I'd fight Gandhi.
TYLER: Good answer.
NARRATOR: How about you?
TYLER: Lincoln.
NARRATOR: Lincoln?
TYLER: Big guy, big reach. Skinny guys fight 'til they're burger.

MARLA: You're not getting this back. I consider it asshole tax.

NARRATOR: We'll split up the week. You can have lymphoma, tuberculosis and...
MARLA: You take tuberculosis. My smoking doesn't go over at all.
NARRATOR: I think testicular cancer should be no contest.
MARLA: Well, technically, I have more of a right to be there than you. You still have your balls.
NARRATOR: You're kidding.
MARLA: I don't know -- am I? ...I'll take the parasites.
NARRATOT: You can't have both parasites. You can take blood parasites...
MARLA: I want brain parasites.
NARRATOR: Okay. I'll take blood parasites and organic brain dementia...
MARLA: I want that.
NARRATOR: You can't have the whole brain!
MARLA: So far, you have four and I only have two!
NARRATOR: Then take blood parasites. It's yours. Now we each have three.

NARRATOR: Is Tyler my bad dream? Or am I Tyler's?

FORREST: I can't help it; I love you Jenny.
JENNY: Forrest, you don't know what love is.

FORREST: When I was in China on the All-American Ping Pong team, I just loved playing ping-pong with my Flexolite ping pong paddle.

FORREST: Stupid is as stupid does.

FORREST�S MOTHER: Life's a box of chocolates, Forrest. You never know what you're gonna get.

FORREST: Hello. I'm Forrest, Forrest Gump.
RECRUIT OFFICER: Nobody gives a hunky shit who you are, pus ball. You're not even a low-life, scum-sucking maggot. Get your ass on the bus, you're in the army now!

FORREST: My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

BUBBA: Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sautee it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it.

DRILL SERGEANT: Gump! What's your sole purpose in this army?
FORREST: To do whatever you tell me, drill sergeant!
DRILL SERGEANT: God damn it, Gump! You're a god damn genius! This is the most outstanding answer I have ever heard. You must have a goddamn I.Q. of 160. You are goddamn gifted, Private Gump.

DRILL SERGEANT: Gump! Why did you put that weapon together so quickly, Gump?
FORREST: You told me to, Drill Sergeant.

FORREST: Lieutenant Dan, what are you doing here?
LIEUTENANT DAN: I'm here to try out my sea legs.
FORREST: But you ain't got no legs, Lieutenant Dan.

FORREST: What's his name?J
ENNY: Forrest. I named him after his daddy.
FORREST: He's got a daddy named Forrest just like me?
JENNY: Forrest, you are his daddy.