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HENRY: As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.

HENRY: Paulie might have moved slow, but it was only because Paulie didn't have to move for anybody.

TOMMY: But, I'm funny how? Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you?

TOMMY: Sure, mom, I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I'm free the next morning.

MAURY: What am I? A schmuck on wheels?

TOMMY: You know Spider, you're a fuckin' mumbling stuttering little fuck. You know that?
SPIDER: Why don't you go fuck yourself, Tommy?
JIMMY: WHOA! I don't believe what I'm hearing! Check out the BALLS on this kid!

FABRIZIO: In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns.

SONNY: I want someone good, I mean very good, to plant that gun. I don't want my brother coming out of the bathroom with just his dick in his hands.

MICHAEL: My father is no different than any powerful man, any man with power, like a president or senator.
KAY: Do you know how naive you sound, Michael? Presidents and senators don't have men killed!
MICHAEL: Oh. Who's being naive, Kay?

WOLTZ: Now you listen to me, you smooth talking son-of-a-bitch! Let me lay it on the line for you and your boss, whoever he is. Johnny Fontane willl never get that movie! I don't care how many dago guinea wop greaseball goombahs come out of the woodwork!

DON CORLEONE: Do you spend time with your family? Good. Because a man that doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man.

SAL TESSIO: It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.

DON CORLEONE: Tattaglia's a pimp. He never could've outfoxed Santino. But I didn't know until this day that it was Barzini all along.

DON CORLEONE: I spent my whole life trying not to be careless. Women and children can be careless. But not men.

TOM: Mr. Corleone never asks a second favor once he's refused the first, understood?

MICHAEL: I'll make him an offer he can't refuse.

MICHAEL: Some people will pay a lot of money for that information, but then your daugther would lose a father, instead of gaining a husband.

MICHAEL: I don't want to kill everyone, Tom. Just my enemies.

MICHAEL: I know it was you Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart.

MICHAEL: There are many things my father taught me here in this room. He taught me: keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.

MICHAEL: If anything in this life is certain, if history has taught us anything, it is that you can kill anyone.

MICHAEL: Hyman Roth has been dying from the same heart attack for the last twenty years.

MICHAEL: Fredo, you're nothing to me now. You're not a brother, you're not a friend. I don't want to know you or what you do. I don't want to see you at the hotels, I don't want you near my house. When you see our mother, I want to know a day in advance, so I won't be there. You understand?

RAY: Symmetrical book stacking. Just like the Philadelphia mass turbulence of 1947.
VENKMAN: You're right, no human being would stack books like this.

JANINE: Hello, Ghostbusters... Yes, of course they're serious... You do?... You have?... No kidding. Just gimme the address... Oh sure, they will be totally discreet. Thank you. WE GOT ONE!!

MAN AT ELEVATOR: What are you guys, cosmonauts?
VENKMAN: Exterminators. Someone's seen a cockroach up on twelve.
MAN AT ELEVATOR: Must be some cockroach.

VENKMAN: Why worry? Each one of us is carrying an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back.

DANA: That's the bedroom, but nothing ever happened in there.
VENKMAN: What a crime.

DANA: Are you the keymaster?
VENKMAN: Not that I know of.
DANA: Are you the Keymaster?
VENKMAN: Yes! Actually I'm a friend of his, he asked me to meet him here.

DANA: Do you want this body?
VENKMAN: Is this a trick question?

JANINE: Do you want some coffee, Mr. Tulley?
LOUIS: Do I?
EGON: Yes, have some.
LOUIS: Yes, have some.

RAY: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.
WALTER PECK: They caused an explosion!
MAYOR: Is this true?
VENKMAN: Yes, it's true. This man has no dick.

RAY: Where do these stairs go?
VENKMAN: They go up.

RAY: Gozer the Gozerian: good evening. As a duly designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activities and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension.

PRODUCER: No respected psychic will come on this show. They all think you're a fraud.
VENKMAN: I AM a fraud!

EGON: Vigo the Carpathian. Born 1505. Died 1610.
VENKMAN: 105 years old, he hung in there, didnt he?
RAY: He didnt die of old age, either. He was poisoned, stabbed, shot, hung, steretched, diesemboweled, drawn and quartered.

EGON: I'd like to run some gynecological tests on the mother.
VENKMAN: Who wouldn't?

MAYOR: Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker's God-given right.

DANA: Okay, but after dinner, I don't want you putting any of your old cheap moves on me.
VENKMAN: Ohhhh no! I've got all NEW cheap moves.

VENKMAN: Sometimes, shit happens, someone has to deal with it, and who are you gonna call?!

DANA: It's late, I really ought to put him down.V
ENKMAN: May I?
DANA: Yeah, if you want to.
VENKMAN: You're short, your bellybutton sticks out too far, and you're a terrible burden on your poor mother.

RAY: You think this river of slime has anything to do with this Vigo character?
EGON: Is the atomic weight of cobalt 58.9?

VIGO: Death is but a doorway, time is but a window, I'll be back.

QUINTUS: People should know when they are conquered.

MAXIMUS: At my signal, unleash hell.

MARCUS AURELIUS: Won't you accept this great honor that I have offered you?
MAXIMUS: With all my heart, no.
MARCUS AURELIUS: Maximus, that is why it must be you.

MAXIMUS: What we do in life echoes in eternity.

PROXIMO: Those giraffes you sold me,they won't mate. They just walk around, eating, and not mating. You sold me... queer giraffes. I want my money back.

MAXIMUS: Are you not entertained? Are you not entertained? Is this not why you are here?

PROXIMO: We mortals are but shadows and dust.

COMMODUS: I call it love, Gracchus. The people are my children, I am their father. I shall hold them to my bosom and embrace them tightly.
GRACCHUS: Have you ever embraced someone dying of plague, sire?
COMMODUS: No, but if you interrupt me again, I assure you that you will.J

UBA: What do you say to them?
MAXIMUS: To my son -- I tell him I will see him again soon. To keep his heels down while riding his horse. To my wife... that is not your business.

PROXIMO: So Spaniard, we shall go to Rome together and have bloody adventures. And the great whore will suckle us until we are fat and happy and can suckle no more. And then, when enough men have died, perhaps you will have your freedom.

GRACCHUS: The beating heart of Rome is not the marble of the Senate, it's the sand of the Colosseum. He'll bring them death and they will love him for it.

MAXIMUS: My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

MAXIMUS: I knew a man once who said, "Death smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back."
COMMODUS: I wonder, did your friend smile at his own death?
MAXIMUS: You must know. He was your father.

COMMODUS: And as for you, you will love me as I loved you. You will provide me with an heir of pure blood, so that Commodus and his progeny will rule for a thousand years. Am I not merciful? AM I NOT MERCIFUL?

COMMODUS: The general who became a slave. The slave who became a gladiator. The gladiator who defied an emperor. Striking story! But now, the people want to know how the story ends. Only a famous death will do. And what could be more glorious than to challenge the Emperor himself in the great arena?
MAXIMUS: You would fight me?
COMMODUS: Why not? Do you think I am afraid?
MAXIMUS: I think you've been afraid all your life.

JUBA: I will see you again... but not yet. Not yet!