Delia Cross

The all round weirdo

OWEN'S GUIDE TO COCKTAIL MAKING
Hello friends! Feast your eyes on a fine selection of brand spanking new cocktails that we craftily conjured up over the recent New Year's "do". The Asylum Times is not responsible for any hideous consequences that could arise from the consumption of these delicious, yet somewhat deadly drinks.

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TIM THE CABIN BOY
Ingredients:
1 shot Dark Rum
1 shot Glayva Whisky Liqueur
1 shot Triple Sec
Top up with Passion Fruit Juice and water.
Comments:
"Looks like either a good malt or a glass of piss."
"Antiseptic Piss"
"Liberate Tute Me Ex Inferis."

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THE HUNT FOR RED TIM
Ingredients:
1 shot Peach Schnapps
1 shot Strawberry Liqueur
1 shot Vodka
2 shots Purple Grape Juice
Comments:
"Looks like blood, quite dark."
"Take a good big shot of this and you�ll love it."
"The Bosch Tim rearrangement under kinetic control."

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TIM'S PUNISHMENT OF EGGS
Ingredients:
0.5 shots conc. Lime Juice
2 shots H2O/CO2
1 shot Dark Rum
2 shots Tropical Fruit Juice
NB: Eggy colour observed when components combined, 0.5 shots Blue Curacao added � green and dangerous precipitate formed.
Comments:
"Not as bad as it looks or smells."
"Starting to grow on me and up the side of the glass."

No, this girl is not from St Chris

Click here to see Delia's scrumpteous Onion Vodka Crumble recipe.

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