TIMES NEW ROMAN AND OTHER PECULIARITIES
Ingredients:
1 shot Vodka
3 shots Purple Grape Juice
1 shot Strawberry Liqueur
2 shots Passion Fruit Juice
Top up with water in a picnic glass
Comments:
77% (Owen), 60% (Lloyd).
When remastered with more vodka, this scored 60% unanimously.
HYPOGLYCAEMIA CURE
Ingredients:
2 shots Vanilla Coke
1 shot Glayva Whisky Liqueur
Comments:
Uber Sweet.
TIMZAN
Ingredients:
1 shot Midori Melon Liqueur
1 shot Bacardi Light Rum
I shot Blue Curacao
Top up with Tropical Fruit Juice
Comments:
Very sweet, hidden alcohol, suitable for kids.
Green, dangerous and easy to drink.
Small children destabilization compound.
RED TIM (Cheat! This is already a Black Russian)
Ingredients:
1 shot Tia Maria
1 shot Light Rum
2 shots Milk or 2 shots Coke
Comments:
The classic, the one and only Black Russian.
No it�s not, it would be nicer with vodka.
TIM THE MAGIC DRAGON
Ingredients:
I shot Peach Schnapps
1 shot Strawberry Liqueur
1 shot Light Rum
1 shot Blue Curacao
2 shots H2O/CO2
Comments:
Insane oil and water (blue and red)
Like magic in a glass.
Weird taste at first but the perfect use of carbonated water adds that magic taste and fizz.
Purple Fairy Juice
Vanadium Timstate (III)
BURNING TIMS ARSEHOLE HAEMORRHAGE (Click here for fun!)
Ingredients:
1 shot Strawberry Liqueur
1 shot Triple Sec
1 shot Tia Maria
2 shots Purple Grape Juice
2 shots H2O/CO2
TIM REAPER (BRONCHIAL TIM)
Ingredients:
1 shot Vodka
1 shot Advocaat
1 shot Tia Maria
3 shots H2O/CO2
Comments:
No drink should contain eggs.
Tasted like cardboard.
TIM�S TWISTED RINGPIECE
Ingredients:
1 shot whisky
1 shot Apricot Brandy
1 shot Sloe Liqueur or Sloe Gin
3 shots Sparkling White Grape Juice
Comments:
Surprisingly drinkable for a whisky based cocktail.
FUNKY TIM ON AN OATMEAL BISCUIT
Ingredients:
1 shot Dark Rum
Ca. 1.0 cm3 Angostura Bitters
1 shot Galliano
1 shot Midori Melon Liqueur
2 shots Sparkling Red Grape Juice
Comments:
How many aftertastes can one drink have?
TIMBO SWEET �N� SOUR WITH PILAU RICE
Ingredients:
1 shot Light Rum
Ca. 1.0 cm3 Angostura Bitters
1 shot Strawberry Liqueur
1 shot Port
2 shots Sparkling Peach and White Grape Juice
Comments:
Is actually sweet �n� sour.
Red is the new black.
This is the new Yuppies drink of choice according to �Vogue� magazine.
TIM�S GROSSLY OVER INFLATED FOREHEAD
Ingredients:
1 shot Vodka
3 shots Sparkling White Grape Juice
1 shot Midori Melon Liqueur
0.5 shots Galliano
TIM 4 PRESIDENT
Ingredients:
3 shots Passion Fruit and Orange Juice
1 shot Light Rum
1 shot Dark Rum
1 shot H2O
Ca. 1.0 cm3 Angostura Bitters
TIM FRUITBOTS COMBINE
Ingredients:
2 shots Cranberry Juice
2 drops conc. Lime Juice
1 shot Gin
1 shot Strawberry Liqueur
1 shot Peach Schnapps
THE DRINK FORMERLY KNOWN AS TIM
Ingredients:
3 shots Sparkling White Grape Juice
1 shot Archers
2 shots Dark Rum
Top up with H2O
Comments:
Dark rum is what makes this golden.
TIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMY
Ingredients:
3 shots Cranberry and Tropical Fruit Juice
1 shot Midori
2 shots Vodka
Top up with H2O
Comments:
Mmmmmmmmmmm. Watermelon.
STRAWBERRIES AND CREAM ON TIMS LAWN
Ingredients:
3 shots Coke
1.5 shots Strawberry Liqueur
1.5 shots Light Rum
2 drops Vanilla Extract
Comments:
Wow, this really does taste like strawberries and cream.
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