The press, local, the sleaze, the filth, call it what you like they are all completely made up anyway.  Our version is no exception.  If you couldn't give a toss either way then read on......  

Local House Comedy Connections wishes to thank all its very talented members of the Local House forum, for their contributions and their wild imaginations!

Anything we have written here bares no relation to future shows of film plotline etc, if any of it does its a  coincidence honest!