posted December 01, 2000 05:31 PM               

Therod

posted December 02, 2000 12:59 AM               

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Loser Lad

Leader of the LMB

posted January 09, 2001 04:58 PM               

For Alt Boy7

Therod, Kid Therod

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God bless us everyone.

posted January 15, 2001 11:11 PM               

For JO.

And, AltBoy7, we're still waiting...

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Loser Lad

Leader of the LMB

posted January 29, 2001 07:17 PM               

}Secret ID: It's secret ya stoopid hed!!
}Secret Base of Operations: refer to aforementioned answer
}Height: 5'10"
}Weight: 120 lbs.
}Hair: Golden Blonde in colour
}Eyes: Indetermitable colour
}Likes: Pretty girls, pretty colors, Philosophy (Dr. Seuss, Ayn Rand, Aristotle... ) Books, Ska music, Pretty girls, comix, playing soccer, Smrt people, Art, Writing, Acting, being right, telling people what to do, pondering choices, refining the meaning of life, watching Kevin Smith, Monty Python, The west wing, Simpsons, Reel Big Fish, Titus, that shown wiht those people that do that thing, ska music, the beatles, cake, reel big fish, the royal noise brigade, green day, Pretty Girls, Art, And...........loud noises that are funny.
}Doesn't like: Stupid people. HYpocrites, air headed sluts, most people, emo music, barbara streisand, celene dion, famous people with no talent, people who make talented people not famous, Sellouts (unless thy're reel big fish), stuoid people, people who say every one is equal, and no one is better than anyone else, televengelists, telemarketers, people who try to force their religion on my, my classmates, most people, and Soft noises that are NOT funny.
}Super-tastical powers: The only straight LMBP male. (KIDDING!!!!) (actually, being in a team like this probaly increases tolerance....or destroys it, depending on whta kinda ****ed up nut job you are...) Swearing, wooing, binging and not gaining more than two pounds, drinking (joke), The alternative power: The alternative power gives ALternative Boy 7 Lad the ability to view up to and including 7 diferent choices. Say, he's tied up in duct tape...he can use the alternative of not being tied up in duct tape, or of holding a gigantic super weapon in his hands....or having the MOST beautiful, philosophical, artistic, talented and intelligent woman in the universe in his arms......stuff like that! The downside is, that until he has complete mastery, certain situations (involving twinkies, electir razors, poodles, chihuahuas, taco bell and ,musac) force him to randomly generate "Alternative fields"at..well....random amounts and places and distances and ****, all somwhow related to the number 7 (cuz its a cool number).
ALt Boy 7 lad may or may not have a long lost sibling and/or mutant clone (or seven) roaming the cosmo-galactic-verse-thingy.

ORIGIN: I don;t rrally know............but as soon as i fond out, you will to. My memory starts around............ohh...4, 5 months ago.

hope ya enjoyed it.

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al-ter-na-tive, n. 1. a choice limited to one of two or more possibilities: the alternative of riding or walking. 2. one of these choices: The alternative to riding is walking. 3. -adj. 4. affording a choice between to or more things. 5. (of two choices) mutually exclusive, so that if one is chosen, the other must be rejected *6. employing nontraditional or unconventional ideas, methods, etc.*: an alternative news paper -al-ter'na-tive-ly, adv. -Syn. See CHOICE

posted January 29, 2001 07:29 PM               

Alt Boy 7 is really The Mighty Fan Boy Man Lad!

Welcome back, Sasha!

posted January 29, 2001 09:25 PM               

as the malevolently clad figure unfurls the folds of his darkened cloak, his voice bellows a retort:

"B*TCH."

DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!i wanted to have some fun first!

damnit!!!!

o well

im back, and i geuss thats what matters.

posted January 30, 2001 09:18 AM               

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Therod, Kid Therod.
God bless us everyone.

posted February 01, 2001 03:47 PM               

}Secret ID: none....known only as �edman
}Base of Operations: The Poltergiest area
}Height: 6'3"
}Weight: 205 lbs.
}Hair: Black & Indigo
}Eyes: Blue
}Likes: Kick @$$ european death metal; Hot chicks; goth music; "dirty" girls; Latex, fur and leather; dancing girls; pizza; girls who play bass; crosses and pentacles; gothgrrls; chains;
}Doesn't like: Crowds; folks who drive bad; not working; pineapples; orange chocolate; having no coffee; stupid people
}Superpowers: having spent 1000 years in the poltergiest area has allowed �edman to tap its power so that he can never truely die.... kill him and he just comes back for more. Also has the "voice of the �ed" a horrid, growling, grating sound which enthralls many who hear it. Sadly it was this power which resulting in his being sent to the Poltergiest Area in the first place

ORIGIN: I got it written, but will wait till the anniversery of LMB to reveal it

posted February 01, 2001 06:53 PM               

im serous.

read that ****in bio b*tch!
i laughed my ****ing ass off!!

i promise that i shall begin my origin story sometime before i die.

now that i think about it, my powers aren't as funny as TMFBM Lad's, but AltBoy7's are actually more intersting...'specially for other writers.

ANYWHO, if for some ODD reason, anyone happens to be in allentown next week......wednesday through friday at William Allen High School (that I attend) we are putting on our one-act plays, form 7:30 to when they're over. I'm in one! I've never ****ing acted before! Come see me suck! Im not thta bad..but i don't like the play as much as zoo story..which is what i was SUPPOSED to do...but ANYWAY.

im gonna play my ska loud and proud, and dream of pretty colors and pretty girls as i watch ceccile b. demented again...actually i think i'll just watch the movie.

posted February 03, 2001 07:27 AM               

quote:

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Originally posted by dedman:
Also has the "voice of the �ed" a horrid, growling, grating sound which enthralls many who hear it.

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The guy who throws me out of the bar at closing time has this power too.

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"When subtlety's not going to do the job, you might as well go for glorious, tasteless excess." LUCIFER

posted March 03, 2001 04:08 AM               

Add your origin here Link

posted March 23, 2001 04:05 PM               

Post your orign, power, and code name here guys.

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Therod, Kid Therod.

God bless us everyone.

The Milestone Kid.(retired) Mr. Multiple Personalities.

posted March 23, 2001 06:05 PM               

ORIGIN: Does not know how the powers came about or how long he had them, as it took a while to even realize they existed. Teamed with another hero called the dweeb, who had powers similar to charma except that they affected males and females the same in that they would get a feeling of smugness and contempt, feeling compelled to perform malicious,yet harmless practical jokes, or just stand there and hurl insults at him. Ding took advantage of this to either tie up the villains or call those who could control them. They tried to join the LMB as a team, but the Dweebs power even affected the usually friendly Lashlad who dismissed him out of hand. (it would seem that Ding was the only one unnaffected as his realization of how bad his power was kept him from feeling superior to anyone) Ding and the Dweeb continue to be friends, and the Dweeb retired.

posted March 24, 2001 07:10 PM            

Origin: Momma-El and Papa-El decided too boogy-el and WHAM POW ZAP I came out and was sent to Earth to protect flirting, justice and the North American way!

posted March 25, 2001 07:37 AM            

Or maybe Im a multiple personality of Ding Boy