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Paul MacNeil Member |
posted May 10, 2000 08:29 AM
Secret Origin of Looks That Kill Lad: 27 years ago a fiesty young lady call Annak MacNeil met the man of her dreams only to find out he was the demonic Satanicus Omega! Unfortunatly he had impregnated her with his dark seed. In despair she ran away in to the night lost and alone until a kindly gentlemen found her and took her to the temple of the holy Squirtle which existed between Earths dimension and Satanicus dimension. There the child Paulus was born and raised by Squirtilian monks to use his deadly stare for good and to fight the evil influence of Satanicus Omega. One day after a rather unfortunate accident Satanicus managed to break through in to the Squirtle dimension and destroyed it. Fearing his corruption Paulus escaped in to Earth dimension and descovered the LMB. There he took sanctuary preparing for they day he will have to use them all as cannon fodder in his fight against his father. ------------------ IP: Logged |
MLLASH Member |
posted May 10, 2000 11:21 AM
I refuse to be known as "Cannon-Fodder Kid"!!!! IP: Logged |
Paul MacNeil Member |
posted May 10, 2000 12:08 PM
You could be Cannon-Fodder Queen ;-P ------------------ IP: Logged |
TheMightyFanBoyMan Member |
posted May 11, 2000 09:32 PM
oh, also.... seeing as i'm blonde, i genetically have a third of goon boy, and whildly whining lad's powers...just thought i'd warn ya! IP: Logged |
LARDLAD Member |
posted May 12, 2000 12:28 AM
Keep it comin', folks! Still need Shady, Loser, Dubba, and Sharklad among others! Goon Boy: did you see what I did with your "powers" in the "LMB Training Mission" thread? I had lots of fun with that! IP: Logged |
GoonBoy Member |
posted May 12, 2000 04:06 AM
I saw it Lard Lad - SWEET ASS SWEET IP: Logged |
LoserLad Member |
posted May 13, 2000 04:14 AM
THE SECRET ORIGIN OF LOSER LAD ORIGIN: After receiving a full scholarship to attend Metropolis University on Earth, Bill has his sights set on bigger and better things. Graduate in three cycles, a professional Moopsball career, marry his High School sweetheart, a budding holo-vid star. He had the tools, the ambition, all he needed was a little good luck, which he had in spades. What could go wrong? Bill excelled in his Freshman year at the University, holding down a 3.8 GPA, a starting spot on the team, even an internship with the prestigious Metropolis Branch of S.T.A.R Labs, an honor rarely extended to first year students. That's when it all came apart. Late one night, while finishing up some research in S.T.A.R.'s Humanoid Curiosity Ward, he heard a loud crash from an adjoining room. Rushing in to see what had caused the commotion, Bill was attacked from behind, and knocked unconscious. When he awoke, he was in a private room at Metropolis General, surrounded by doctors. The chief resident explained that he was under examination because he had been bitten by a radioactive loser, who had escaped from his restraints in the H.C.W. When Bill was released from the hospital, he felt different. His confidence shaken, he began, for the first time in his young life, to falter. He began to oversleep, missing classes, and shifts at the Lab. In his first game back, he fumbled twice, then was sidelined with a back injury after tripping over his own untied shoelace. His grades slipped, he lost his interneship with S.T.A.R., and , perhaps worst of all, his girlfriend dumped him and ran off with her agent. It was during this time that Bill first experimented with alcohol, a since almost constant companion. Unable to cope with the recent changes in his life, Bill sought the help of a doctor with whom he'd worked at S.T.A.R. After a battery of tests, it was determined that the radioactive loser bite had infected Bill with negative energy, which manifested itself in the series of bad moves and hard knocks he had suffered. Months of intensive therapy followed, and in time, Bill learned to externalize the "Loser Energy" within him, allowing him to direct it at others, instead of himself. He found, with practice, he could will bad luck upon others. Soon, with his confidence restored, Bill left S.T.A.R. Labs. On his own, unable to return to the wreck of his former life, he decided to start anew, using his "Loser Power" for good. Taking the name Loser Lad, Bill applied, and, with a little un-characteristic good luck, was accepted for a spot in the budding LMB Academy. He worked hard, and eventually became one of the first Academy students granted full membership in the LMB. POWERS: ------------------ IP: Logged |
Shadowplay in Candlelight Member |
posted May 13, 2000 04:57 AM
Can he have the opposite effect on those that are already plagued by the 'loser' energy? Perhaps, absorbing the negative energy from them and redirecting it outward, into the cosmos. Or maybe he can exert the loser energy against loser energy, reversing the poles and creating 'winner' energy?! If he could do that, could he then direct the power over the internet and up through a cable line (big enough to carry the charge) and into the mind and heart of a fellow LMBer? Please, say yes. Shady IP: Logged |
bellbookcandle Member |
posted May 13, 2000 07:12 AM
Loser Lad's powers of draining positive energy from people are the opposite of Shady's morale boosting powers. You'r ethe yin and yang of the LMB. I wonder what would happen if you both used your powers on the same opponent? Create another Bill Clinton, probably. ------------------ IP: Logged |
LoserLad Member |
posted May 13, 2000 06:56 PM
I feel I need to publicly thank the esteemed Lard Lad for his help with Loser Lad's origin. He gave me a big kick in the right direction with the powers and origin story. I ran with it from there. Sorry if I was a bit long winded. Shady- Very interesting take on Loser Lad's powers. I hadn't really thought about that aspect of the Loser Power, but I suppose with practice, he should be able to draw loser energy out of those already posessed with it, and redirect it, either into himself, or into others. As for expelling it into the cosmos, I'm not sure that would be such a good idea, as eventually, the free-floating cloud of loser energy would have to land somewhere, causing possibly disasterous effects. Imagine an airline pilot, with a plane load of travellers, suddenly encountering a concentrated field of loser energy as he makes his approach to land. Losing all hope/concentration/good fortune, at a time like that could be very bad. I see Loser Lad as not only a conduit for this energy, but also a battery, being able to store it for later use. I hope the LMBer in need of the winner energy here is not you. You may think you're having a run of bad luck of late, with the job hunt and all, but I assure you, you're not a loser. Things will turn around for you in no time. As LMBers go, you're among the best of us, and I'm sure you'll rise to the top. Keep smiling Bell- I think if Loser Lad was in any way, shape or form responsible for the creation of a new Bill Clinton, he'd hang up the cape and retire to the Humanoid Curiosities Ward himself. ------------------ IP: Logged |
LARDLAD Member |
posted May 14, 2000 12:45 AM
Good work, Bill! You give me too much credit--all I did was give you a very rough idea of his origin and powers. Fascinating! How much is autobiographical? As Bill/Loser said: Shady, you are NO loser! Everyone has runs of bad luck, but the positive energy you possess translates extremely well, even if only through your written words. Just keep trying and someone will recognize what you have to offer! The REAL losers are those who pass you over in the interviews! BTW: Shady, I'm still waiting for YOUR Secret Origin! IP: Logged |
LoserLad Member |
posted May 14, 2000 01:10 AM
Actually, none of it is, except maybe the 3.8 GPA ------------------ IP: Logged |
LARDLAD Member |
posted May 14, 2000 01:52 AM
Good to know! IP: Logged |
SharkLad Member |
posted May 14, 2000 12:55 PM
The Secret Origin of SharkLad Genetically engineered rather than born, SharkLad, a.k.a. Bruce Brody, traces his origin back to the laboratory of famed geneticist Dr. Helena Aurelius. Shunned by the genetics community for her radical ideas, Dr. Aurelius had long conjectured that the future of life in the galaxy depended on the breeding of humans with animals to create a master race capable of surviving almost any environment. After much failure and the creation of several species unfit ever to leave her laboratory, Dr. Aurelius came up with her most daring design � a human shark. Combining her own DNA with that of the ocean�s greatest predator, along with traces of other predatory animals, Dr. Aurelius �gave birth� to SharkLad. The young aquatic being grew quickly, reaching maturity in less than a year. Dr. Aurelius beamed with pride at his advancement, while his genetic �siblings,� especially the aptly named PsychoticBeaver, grew bitter and jealous. On SharkLad�s first birthday, Dr. Aurelius had planned to unveil him to the greater galaxy. However, tragedy struck when PsychoticBeaver attacked and killed Dr. Aurelius, mortally wounding SharkLad at the same time. PsychoticBeaver and Dr. Aurelius� other creations fled the laboratory, leaving SharkLad with no alternative but to infuse himself with larger amounts of shark DNA to bolster his strength. The infusion saved SharkLad but he was hideously disfigured, becoming more shark-like than human in appearance. Preparing to leave the laboratory, SharkLad discovered the gift his �mother� had planned on giving him on his 1st birthday � names. Bruce, from the name of the shark in the movie �Jaws,� and Brody, from the name of the police captain in the same movie. Shortly after he entered society, SharkLad encountered the LMB. Though he initially found himself at odds with them, SharkLad eventually realized that they could provide him with a much-needed outlet for his often-submerged human side. He is drawn particularly to Shady, whose morale-boosting power often manages to soothe his animalistic side. SharkLad is unaware of two things in his life. Despite his efforts to find PsychoticBeaver and his other �siblings,� they are closer than he thinks. Also, he has a �father.�
SharkLad is the perfect killing machine. At seven feet tall, SharkLad is somewhat skeletal in appearance, with an oversized head and mouth. He has a large dorsal fin and eagle-like talons for hands and feet. He can breathe and swim great distances underwater and his body can withstand great pressures. SharkLad�s is a case where his bite is worse than his bark. Along with being able to eat through just about anything or anyone, his �shark bite� is a flurry of projectile teeth, which he fires with remarkable precision. Despite his ferocious appearance and �killer smile,� SharkLad is a loyal teammate and he would never intentionally hurt a fellow LMBer. ------------------ IP: Logged |
LARDLAD Member |
posted May 15, 2000 02:31 AM
And now (because NObody demanded it): The Secret Origin of--- HUMMER LASS! <Shady, you might want to skip this one!> Prudence Goodwyfe was a porn star wannabe. She wanted ever so desperately to be a porn queen since she first reached adolescence. The main problem was that Prudence wasn't sexy in the traditional sense. Heck, most men thought she was a dog! That was a big roadblock for her. But Pru had a great love for the male organ, and she felt this career choice would give her the opportunity to meet the best there was too offer. But audition after audition after audition met with countless rejections. To build a favorable reputation, Pru and a gay man, Bygg Jonsonn (who had a similar dream), founded a "shoe shine" business. The business went okay because the prices were low, but in truth neither was an especially good "shoe shiner". Then one day, Pru and B.J. had an unusual client. This man was a descendant of Superman. Only the descendant hadn't inherited his famous ancestor's powers. The only unusual thing about him was that he had two, um, "shoes". He wanted Pru and B.J. to "shine" each of his "shoes" at the same time. As the pair finished "shining" the man's "shoes", a strange thing happened. The "shoes" exploded rather violently and covered the pair with their, um, "debris". Pru and B.J. felt strange as it changed their bodies. Suddenly, homely Pru began to transform into the hottest babe this side of Pamela Lee XXXIV! From head to toe, Pru now had a bod any heterosexual male couldn't resist! B.J., formerly about as handesome as David Byrne XXV, was now quite Fabio XXXII in appearance. Slowly, the two adjusted to their perfect bodies. They soon found that their lust for "shoes" was unparalleled and insatiable! Donning S&M costumes and the identities of Hummer Lass and B.J. Boy, the two began a career of what can only be described as hit-and-run attacks designed to satiate their urges for "shoes". The LMB have been frequent "victims" of their guerilla attacks. Strangely, the male LMBers never seem to mind these attacks. Hummer Lass appears to favor Lardlad above all other "victims", something about his "shoe" being the fattest of them all. Strangely enough, Hummer Lass to this day is still technically a virgin.
Hummer Lass can "shine shoes" better than any other female in the galaxy. She is also among the most pornographically appealing women in the galaxy. Maybe those aren't huge powers in the grand scheme of things--but don't tell that to her "victims"! IP: Logged |
Shadowplay in Candlelight Member |
posted May 15, 2000 05:53 AM
Gosh, Lard Lad! Sometimes you remind me SO much of Bill Murray! These are ALL so funny and fantastic, I've been afraid to come up with one. But you're all such sweeties ~ I'll give it a try. Once-upon-a-time, 'Mom' wanted a frilly daughter with pipe curls and ribbons, 'Mom' felt utterly betrayed by the Doctor Fairy Candy felt abandoned but being the changeling she was, In this mode, she grew to be a woman with a wistful and far away look in her eyes. On a gentle, spring morning, After a time, the morning light lengthened to afternoon warmth and a shadow fell across Candace's (as she now called herself) face and she looked up. Above her, floating in a nest of golden bubbles "I'm your 'Spirit Guide', dear," said the Otter, "it's time for you to choose." "Um, choose what, exactly?" asked Candace. "Whether you shall be a Lady of Shadow or a Lady of Light," replied the Otter in a whispering wave of a Voice. "I don't understand," Candace said. "In the Universe, on the one side, there are the Lords and Ladys of Chaos, the Unpredictables. Candace was silent, thinking on these words. "You are a changeling, thus you have power, thus you must CHOOSE." The babies began to 'fuss-el' so the Sea Otter rearranged herself and them so that the infants could nurse. The Otter looked startled and grew very still. "I would choose to be the bridge between the two, The Spirit Otter smiled, her long trailing whiskers brushing Candace's cheeks, making her smile, too. Soon, the air began to dance with more and more sparkeling bubbles. "So be it," purred the Spirit Otter, "A Lady of Balance, of the Compassionate, shall you be." The golden bubbles formed a glowing nest around Candace, As the bubbles gently set her down in this longed for kingdom,
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bellbookcandle Member |
posted May 15, 2000 09:05 AM
Shady - I hope you realise how realise how much we love you. ------------------ IP: Logged |
bellbookcandle Member |
posted May 15, 2000 09:06 AM
...and how terrible at posting I am at this time of the morning.... ------------------ IP: Logged |
TheMightyFanBoyMan Member |
posted May 15, 2000 10:19 AM
we luv u shady! IP: Logged |
TheMightyFanBoyMan Member |
posted May 15, 2000 10:19 AM
we luv u shady! ------------------ "Booya!!!"" IP: Logged |
LARDLAD Member |
posted May 15, 2000 03:55 PM
Excellent, Shady--just the kind of fable it should have been, yet still a pleasant surprise! A breath of fresh air! IP: Logged |
Beagle Boy Member |
posted May 15, 2000 06:38 PM
Wow. Shady, you're the greatest! (okay, so I'm showing my love for the "Honeymooners"!!!!) Thank you. That was absolutely incredible. Pretty much the same as the author. ------------------ IP: Logged |
Shadowplay in Candlelight Member |
posted May 15, 2000 08:26 PM
Thank-you, sweet (and often befuddled) princes of the Kingdom of Legion! LOL Although, Bell made me cry. I'm glad you're back, Beagle, luv. ------------------ IP: Logged |
LARDLAD Member |
posted May 16, 2000 03:40 PM
Hey, that reminds me: Beagle, where's YOUR (and Piddlin' Pup's!) Secret Origin? IP: Logged |
LARDLAD Member |
posted May 16, 2000 03:43 PM
BTW, I'm disappointed there was little reaction to Hummer Lass's origin. And I worked SO hard on it... IP: Logged |
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