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Midnight Son Member |
posted May 16, 2000 07:58 PM
The Super-Secret, Hush-Hush Origin of Whining Wildly Boy (on the QT!) inspired by Shady This toy meant a lot to him Yes, this toy made quite an impression But happened this one day... And this poor boy, alone in tears And just wait till you see the postboot version...... ------------------ Currently at work on an Amethyst: Princess of Gemworld website IP: Logged |
Shadowplay in Candlelight Member |
posted May 16, 2000 08:21 PM
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL! Very funny! IP: Logged |
Beagle Boy Member |
posted May 16, 2000 11:16 PM
I LOVE the origins!!!! I am working on the untold origin Of Beagle Boy and Piddlin' Pup. But after 4 pages, I thought maybe that was a bit TOO much. And PROBABLY a bit more should remain untold. IP: Logged |
LARDLAD Member |
posted May 16, 2000 11:37 PM
If it's THAT long, BP, you could always serialize it as a ONEVISION thread (plug, plug)! We want the WHOLE story after all! IP: Logged |
bellbookcandle Member |
posted May 17, 2000 10:38 AM
Midnight Now that's what I call an action figure. Beagle - I want the full version. Reveal yourself! Lard - I liked the Hummer Lass tale, especially the shoe-shining euphemism. ------------------ IP: Logged |
Shadowplay in Candlelight Member |
posted May 17, 2000 01:22 PM
It WAS funny, Lardy but since the 'ever dogmatic and practical/inpractical' Greybird is the first one I encountered this morning, I'm gonna HAVE to say that a gal ENJOYING 'shoe shining' is strickly a male FANTASY! If a gal does 'it' she's: 1. being paid 2. being watched and paid 3. a slave 4. trying to 'keep' the guy 5. wanting to impress (see 1 and 5) 6. returning the 'glorious favor' 8. she's a sick little puppy! I wish I could think of 10 so I could put the list in countdown form! IP: Logged |
LARDLAD Member |
posted May 18, 2000 12:35 AM
LOL, Shady! I never claimed she was anything but a male fantasy! BBC: I have to admit the "shoe-shine" euphamism wasn't mine! I got it off a porn flick! Here's the dialogue: "How'd you like your shoe-shine?" "That was the BEST shoe I've EVER had!" IP: Logged |
LARDLAD Member |
posted May 18, 2000 12:37 AM
Oops! That response should've read: "That was the BEST shoe-shine I've EVER had!" IP: Logged |
Dean Lee Member |
posted May 18, 2000 02:55 AM
Sorry Lardy, my prudish side came out as I read your shoe shine stuff. I just don't think it belongs here. You're giving me a Clinton feeling, here. IP: Logged |
bellbookcandle Member |
posted May 18, 2000 04:38 AM
I'll just delete my origin tale of Cigar Girl then. ------------------ IP: Logged |
LARDLAD Member |
posted May 19, 2000 12:41 AM
Sorry, Dean...it was for all the LMB members entranced by the concept. There won't be much more forthcoming! IP: Logged |
LARDLAD Member |
posted May 19, 2000 12:42 AM
I guess this also means that Pru won't be in the portrait. IP: Logged |
Dean Lee Member |
posted May 19, 2000 04:24 AM
LardLad, Please don't forget that I'm not asking you to do anything different than what you want to do. I am not trying to stand in your way of expressing any of your writing impulses. If I don't care for the subject matter, that's my issue, not yours. I enjoy the vast majority of what goes on around here. I do want to say that this thread is helping me come up with ideas for the group portrait. IP: Logged |
Dean Lee Member |
posted May 19, 2000 05:03 AM
Since the LMB villains are not the alter egos of any posters, they won't have a place in the portrait. Don't forget, I need ideas from a few more members....... IP: Logged |
LARDLAD Member |
posted May 19, 2000 03:24 PM
'Sokay, Dean...I just wanted to let you know that soft-core porn is not where I'm trying to push this board! And Hummer Lass will be heard from again! No reason to drive the concept into the ground, though... Maybe a solo portrait? IP: Logged |
LoserLad Member |
posted May 20, 2000 06:15 PM
Aw, MAN! Lard, you promised me this was going to become the soft-core porn forum! I'm so disappointed. ------------------ IP: Logged |
Galadhran Member |
posted May 21, 2000 12:45 AM
Since Shadowplay insisted...I am here taking a dark turn...from the Archie LMB to the dark dark years of the LMB...(the mood swings) In the years since...(5 years later?) A darkness descends on the Universe...and in one dark corner of the Earth, a baby was born ... it was a beautiful baby and won prizes at baby shows but a darker destiny awaited him. He was called Lik Wen...meaning "Strenght in Knowledge". As the baby grew into a tiny tot...a change came over him. In the dark of the night he would wake his whole family with eerie cries that would go on and on. Unable to understand his cries, the tot was sent to medical doctors who could find nothing wrong with him. At their wits end, the family brought the child to a Chinese Priest... It was determined that the child had the third eye, which enabled the child to be highly empathic and gavehim access into the spirit world. The child it seemed could see the spirits (Ed. have you all seen 6th Sense...it's a true story) The Medium being a powerful Chinese Sorcerer or sorts invoked the power of a Powerful Chinese god (Lao Jun) and made him the protector of the kid. The crying stopped, the fear left the kid, the kid grew stronger and healthy, but his power of empathy never really left him though he lost his ability to access the spirit world. He led what many called a charmed life under the protection of the Chinese god. Also, in all his life, he grasp of the supernatural and the occult never left him, as he began to excel in knowledge of the occult and mythology. Eventually he left his parents and went into the world to save his fellow men and women from the evils of the world, using the wisdom that was bestowed on him by his protector, and the empathy that kept growing stronger each passing year. By the time he was 16, he felt strong enough to stand on his own and renounced his ties with his protector. Respectfully, he ended his communion with the god and thanked him for his blessings in the past. The young men began tojourney into the unknown on his own and his power of empathy grew stronger. He eventually took on the name Galadhran meaning "Forest Wanderer"...why? coz he liked forests... POWERS IP: Logged |
InertiaGuy Member |
posted May 21, 2000 04:51 PM
And now, for the stunning secret origin of ChipsAhoy! Boy! (co-writen by TMFBM) One day young Tyler Hoffman was walking down the street with his pal Sasha (who had just recently joined the LMB), when a passing chemical truck crashed. Sasha used his spifferific new power to try and contain it, and it appeared to work. note: "Please LMB, help me save the impulse boards from the evils of the Oreo King!" IP: Logged |
Shadowplay in Candlelight Member |
posted May 21, 2000 07:29 PM
Way to go ~ Chips! Just be careful around Lardy and you better keep Batter boy WITH you or he may come up missing ~ bowl and all! LOL ------------------ IP: Logged |
InertiaGuy Member |
posted May 22, 2000 11:19 AM
If you guys give me a villian we can have a feast! ------------------ IP: Logged |
Shadowplay in Candlelight Member |
posted June 13, 2000 09:58 AM
newbie bump IP: Logged |
Shadowplay in Candlelight Member |
posted June 21, 2000 06:29 PM
I love this thread. It's like Gala and Lucien combined their powers to give everyone brilliance and beauty while doing their stories (even Hummer Lass isn't TOO gross! Almost!) lshjsa, Roxy? Anyone else? I'd LOVE it if Lina or Tao gave it a go. Please keep adding to this thread. IP: Logged |
LARDLAD Member |
posted June 28, 2000 03:17 AM
As for the whole Hummer Lass thing, hopefully most of you have noticed that I've started a new ONEVISION tale all about everyone's favorite soft-core porn concept character! Shady, I hope you'll give it a look. Your above thoughts about her only being a male fantasy made me think seriously about the character. As the story unfolds, I intend to reveal more about what makes the character what she is. While there will be humorous moments, the story is primarily a serious character exploration. I think the revelations and emotions that unfold may surprise some of you. (BTW Shady: you have a supporting role in the story so you MUST check it out!) I'm really into the concepts I've got worked out for the story! I'm really eager to hear what you guys think of it so far. I can promise it will be chock full of surprises, not the least of which is the serious exploration of what started out to be a joke character. Please let me know what you think, guys! IP: Logged |
LARDLAD Member |
posted July 20, 2000 01:11 AM
a <bump> for Ample Man and other interested parties IP: Logged |
Ample Man Member |
posted July 21, 2000 03:50 AM
WHAT'S SO AMPLE ABOUT AMPLE MAN? Throughout the checkered history (crown me!) of the Legion, there has never been a member who comes before Ample Man in an alphabetical list. (see footnote 1) But Ample Man was not always the grand heroic figure who always stands on the back row in the Legion group shot. No, once, in the dim recesses of the past (we enjoyed those on the dim playground of the past), Ample Man was neither Ample nor a Man. At the age of twelve, little Matthew Thompson (say Matu Tomp in Interlac) was a slender boy and very active. But an encounter with the villain Gotta Havem (see footnote 2) led him down the dark path of rabid comic collecting. Havem promised Matthew all the comics he could afford, and some he couldn't, but Havem never mentioned the price of the habit (and it's gotten pretty pricy). One morning in the shower, Matthew looked down and noticed that he didn't see his wienie. Now, he told himself there were two possible reasons for this, and yet he knew which was true. The price of his sedentary lifestyle (it means not very active -- it has nothing to do with rocks) spent trying to discover the magic of the comic books, was simple obesity (see footnote 3). Matthew knew this, but he hid from the truth. "Ample," he said. "I am ample. I am enough. Heretofore, shall I be known as Ample Boy." And so it was for some time, as Matthew simply grew, rounder and rounder, past the 200 mark, past 210. Then there was college, and at times it seemed a salvation. There was so much more to discover, and the comics had gotten so atrocious (this was the early 90s, I'm being gentle). Slowly, he dropped titles, letting his collection lapse. But his story could not end there. Deep in the labyrinthine caverns of What Wouldbe, the evil Lord of Wouldbe, Multiverso (that's Universo's big brother, FYI) stewed over the destiny of Ample Boy. "He must become Ample Man. He must join the Legion of Message Board Posters. But he is so far off track. I must get him to read comic books again." Multiverso was so desperate he made a rare appearance before the stunned Matthew, who hadn't worn the Ample Cape in years. "Not Gotta Havem again," Matthew whined. "I buried you and your curse," the 180-lb. Matthew boasted. And lo, Ample Man was born again. So many years later, Ample has reclaimed the lost years of infidelity. Masquerading as the little brother of Multiverso, he ventured slowly into the midst of the LMB. Calling himself Universo, who once would have been their foe, he learned he could trust such as these. He dropped his disguise, and stands before them in all his Amplicity -- 260 and rising. POWERS: As listed in the Fact Files Ample Man's one-at-a-time powers are: 1) Ultra-subtlety; 2) Super-inference-making; 3) Telling it like it was; 4) Super-apologetic BASE OF OPERATIONS: Formerly, the outskirts of a town on the edge of nowhere. Currently, the LMB clubhouse. [footnote 1: Aardvark Boy was refused Legion membership due to his days as a women's-only "shoe-shine" boy] IP: Logged |
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