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Newcru Member	posted July 21, 2000 09:08 AM Welcome, welcome, Ample Man! That was a great story! You're gonna fit in just fine IP: Logged
LARDLAD Member	posted July 22, 2000 02:07 AM Groovy! At 260+ lbs. Ample Man has me beat by over thirty lbs! Go Lardlad, go Lardlad! IP: Logged
LARDLAD Member	posted July 22, 2000 02:08 AM IP: Logged
Ample Man Member	posted July 27, 2000 11:21 PM Well in that case, add my excellent grasp of euphemisms to my power list. Lardy sounds so much bigger than Ample, don't it? Ample IP: Logged
LARDLAD Member	posted July 29, 2000 02:08 AM Well, mee-OW! IP: Logged
Shadowplay in Candlelight Member	posted July 29, 2000 04:45 AM I'm going to have to resave that page just to add Ample Man! Cute story. I love it when men get catty, Lardy. It's so, . . . doggy! LOL. You can read comics while riding a stationary bike, AM! I keep waiting for someone to invent a podium that firmly attaches to the nonfunctioning handlebars so I can extend my computer keyboard to the bike. That way I can use my computer while I ride. The loss of the moving bars would be made up for by the much extended time use. ------------------ "So, I hear you've slipped to NEW depths of ineptitude." Gates IP: Logged
Ample Man Member	posted July 29, 2000 08:36 PM quote: Originally posted by LARDLAD: Well, mee-OW! I didn't mean to come across that way. I'm just a little disappointed. I'm like the Chuck Taine of the Message Board. :[ Ample IP: Logged
Ample Man Member	posted July 29, 2000 09:04 PM quote: Originally posted by LARDLAD: Well, mee-OW! I didn't mean to come across that way. I'm just a little disappointed. I'm like the Chuck Taine of the Message Board. :[ Ample IP: Logged
LARDLAD Member	posted July 30, 2000 01:46 AM I was just being silly, Chuck, er I mean Amp...that's why I put the there! Actually, at the rate I'm going, I may surpass you in the weight dept. before long! Actually, I look a lot like the TMK Chuck in real life. IP: Logged
LARDLAD Member	posted July 30, 2000 01:50 AM quote: Originally posted by Shadowplay in Candlelight: I'm going to have to resave that page just to add Ample Man! Cute story. I love it when men get catty, Lardy. It's so, . . . doggy! LOL. You can read comics while riding a stationary bike, AM! I keep waiting for someone to invent a podium that firmly attaches to the nonfunctioning handlebars so I can extend my computer keyboard to the bike. That way I can use my computer while I ride. The loss of the moving bars would be made up for by the much extended time use. Oh, and Shady...the next time you think me the rogue, just remember that I resisted the urge to put a crude "doggy-style" response to this post! Even though you walked right into it and would've deserved it! IP: Logged
Shadowplay in Candlelight Member	posted July 30, 2000 04:50 AM Oh, and what would that crude response be? Are you refuring to some of your 'potty' humor? (I'm trying to think what if might be, Lardy, but I really AM drawing a blank. Maybe I should be grateful. But, you made me curious at the same time. Darn it!) IP: Logged
LARDLAD Member	posted July 30, 2000 06:32 PM Okay, I'll help. Remember when you said, "I love it when men get catty, Lardy. It's so,...doggy!"? Well if I weren't a gentleman, I would have said something like, "So...you're saying you like it doggy-style?" But I am a gentleman, and I didn't say it! So that should count for something...right? IP: Logged
LashWire Member	posted July 31, 2000 01:14 AM LOL! Hate to tell ya, Lardsy, but you just said it! IP: Logged
Dev-Em Member	posted August 01, 2000 11:26 AM Uh, guys. I'm like between 265 and 270. Does this mean it's a three way race now? Dev(Who just ate a Stouffers Mac and Cheese for lunch. Mmmmmmmmm.) ------------------ "Superboy, we just caught this superspy! But why is he laughing at you?" "HA, HA! Tell him...If you dare!" "Just seeing that face brings back memories I...I'd rather forget!" IP: Logged
Ample Man Member	posted August 01, 2000 09:54 PM quote: Originally posted by Dev-Em: Uh, guys. I'm like between 265 and 270. Does this mean it's a three way race now? Dev(Who just ate a Stouffers Mac and Cheese for lunch. Mmmmmmmmm.) Sounds good, Dev. You sent me running for the bathroom scale, and at this moment, only a couple of hours since dinner, and late in the day at that, I'm weighing in at only 257.5 lb. And I really can't believe I used the word "only" before that. Hard to believe I've gained 249 lb. since birth. Sounds really bad when you say it that way doesn't. Ample Man IP: Logged
LoserLad Member	posted August 01, 2000 10:00 PM Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome the members of the LMB Tug-of-War team... With the three of you anchoring the team, I bet we could take on any message board in the land! ------------------ Loser Lad IP: Logged
Shadowplay in Candlelight Member	posted August 01, 2000 11:12 PM Gadzooks! I'd love to see you with the baby, Dev! And you can't blame the few extra pounds on your hair, either! Hahahaaaahahahahahahahhhhahahaha! (LOL just isn't good enough!) IP: Logged
Dev-Em Member	posted August 01, 2000 11:26 PM Hopefully once the baby hits in October, we'll have a digital camera. Okay. Can't blame hair, can't blame baby(that's my wife's thing), wait... IT'S THE CLOTHES!! I wear clothes that add a hundred pounds to my 6' 4" frame. Yeah, yeah, that's the ticket. That's my story, and I'm sticking to it. Unless of course you've seen my pic in the egroup, then I'll just blame it on 7 years of working behind a desk. Does this mean that I am the biggest (height and weight LMBP'er in the roster? Oh man. Dev(anately too big for his own good) ------------------ "Superboy, we just caught this superspy! But why is he laughing at you?" "HA, HA! Tell him...If you dare!" "Just seeing that face brings back memories I...I'd rather forget!" IP: Logged
LoserLad Member	posted August 01, 2000 11:42 PM Well Dev, I go about 5'8", 150 lbs. soaking wet. So, I'd say you got me beat. ------------------ Loser Lad IP: Logged
LARDLAD Member	posted August 02, 2000 12:19 AM quote: Originally posted by Dev-Em: Uh, guys. I'm like between 265 and 270. Does this mean it's a three way race now? Dev(Who just ate a Stouffers Mac and Cheese for lunch. Mmmmmmmmm.) Oh no, Amp! Someone's heavier than either of us! Wait, lessee...Which one of us is fattest in proportion to height? I'm about 230 lbs. at only about 5'8". If you guys are significantly taller, I win! So, let's hear it! IP: Logged
LARDLAD Member	posted August 02, 2000 12:22 AM quote: Originally posted by Dev-Em: Hopefully once the baby hits in October, we'll have a digital camera. Okay. Can't blame hair, can't blame baby(that's my wife's thing), wait... IT'S THE CLOTHES!! I wear clothes that add a hundred pounds to my 6' 4" frame. Yeah, yeah, that's the ticket. That's my story, and I'm sticking to it. Unless of course you've seen my pic in the egroup, then I'll just blame it on 7 years of working behind a desk. Does this mean that I am the biggest (height and weight LMBP'er in the roster? Oh man. Dev(anately too big for his own good) Ah ha! Dev's got the height thang goin'! So I beat him! Now, all we need is Amp's height to prove which of us is TRULY the lardiest of the lards! IP: Logged
Ample Man Member	posted August 02, 2000 07:21 PM quote: Originally posted by LARDLAD: Ah ha! Dev's got the height thang goin'! So I beat him! Now, all we need is Amp's height to prove which of us is TRULY the lardiest of the lards! 5'11" Let me get the calculator for these h/w ratios Lardlad: 5'8" = 68 inches; 68/230 = .296 Dev-Em: 6'4" = 76 inches; 76/265 = .287 Ample: 5'11" = 71 inches; 71/258 = .275 And the winner (or is it loser) is: Lardy! No, wait the high height/weight ratio is better isn't it? Does that mean I win/lose? Okay, I've got a target now: 71/x > .287, so x being my weight needed to elect Dev-Em as the Tug-of-War anchor = 247 lb. I'll check back in 11 lb. (or is that -11?) Ample Man (who remembers why he thought he'd be a good math teacher) IP: Logged
Dev-Em Member	posted August 02, 2000 11:40 PM Lard, my maiin huge man. I bow to your Lardness. (could someone help me up?) Ample, nice math. You frighten me. I mean that in the nicest possible way of course. Look out Message board, the LMB anchors are here. Tug O' war anchors, that is... Dev by the by, through in Loser with us (at 150 lbs, and you have about 1/2 a ton of LMB power. Frightening thought... ------------------ "Superboy, we just caught this superspy! But why is he laughing at you?" "HA, HA! Tell him...If you dare!" "Just seeing that face brings back memories I...I'd rather forget!" IP: Logged
LoserLad Member	posted August 02, 2000 11:43 PM Hey, I might not be big, but I fight dirty. Just thought I'd throw that in... ------------------ Loser Lad IP: Logged
Dev-Em Member	posted August 02, 2000 11:43 PM Okey, a bout 100 lbs shy, but real close. How bout throwing Beagle in the mix too? Gotta be at least 100 lbs there. Dev(who remembers why he never wanted to be a math teacher) ------------------ "Superboy, we just caught this superspy! But why is he laughing at you?" "HA, HA! Tell him...If you dare!" "Just seeing that face brings back memories I...I'd rather forget!" IP: Logged

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