LANCASTER LUNE AND WYRE MOTORCYCLE CLUB

Newsletter No                                                         124 April 2002

Well another good turn out at the club last month, with a rip-roaring quiz by yours truly, with Roger being the winner of the bottle of plonk……bit off the beaten track but maybe you’ll all appreciate the beauty beholden above your heads in future…before stepping in the dog poo at your feet.

I have made a point of not starting this letter with a comment on the weather since it’s so English to moan about how bad it’s been, but since you ask it’s been looking more like spring these last few days and I’ve even managed to evict the mice from the garage and get the Moto Guzzi and Thunderbird fired up, though they’ve not seen the road yet this year.

I’ve had a little quiz in from Ian for this month and thought it would be a good one to stimulate the grey matter a bit……We’re missing Pat’s stories here so don’t be shy, send in your script of the last bike run, the last pint or the last strip down and it’s sure to be published…E_MAIL FROM THE WEBSITE   and look out for the website…address below where you can pick up all this year’s newsletters, and other things as I get time, but sorry for the adverts…that’s what you get for free hosting of web pages.

A LITTLE QUIZ ########### WHAT CAR IS THIS?

1. Water across the road.                                                                         2. South American Animal

3. Jamaican complaining about the sun.                                                 4. What the lady said to her dog Ronald

5. Flower of Buddha                                                                                 6. Cowboys greeting

7. One on whom you can depend                                                             8. Winner

9. A Carnival                                                                                           10. A royal lady

11. A short skirt                                                                                       12. A Christmas bird

13. A mint with a hole                                                                             14. He comes from high places

15. Swiss mountains                                                                                16. Gracie Fields’ Island home

17. One of John Steed’s group                                                                18. Wandering Man

19. Male Companion                                                                               20. A light bulb

(come on Ian…how OLD do you think I am !!!!!)

Answers for the above at the next meeting, or in the next newsletter.

 

This week’s meeting will have Mike explaining the whys and wherefores of DOUGLAS SUSPENSION so make sure you all attend to give him some SUPPORT, don’t be a LET DOWN, you may be SHOCKED, whatever, come and WALLOW, cos SPRING is in the air. I know, I know that’s enough of that FORKING rubbish !

See You Wednesday,

Alastair

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