The PowerToss HotSeat : Sara Slampak

In this, the second edition of the PowerToss, we're sitting down with a national treasure: the First Lady of PowerToss, Sara Slampak. Since we profiled the leading man of PowerToss in the first edition, it's only right to give the best of the best of the women's side equal time. Read on...

Sara Slampak, you are on the PowerToss HotSeat.

I'm oh so glad to be here.

What do you feel your strongest quality is while playing PowerToss?
I have the ability to put others into The Funk. (No names mentioned...)

You're a female hoopster: In a pickup game, who do you want on your team: Sue Bird or Diana Taurasi?
Diana Taurasi, hands down.

Better flick: Rocky or Rocky II?
Rocky. There's no Rocky II without Rocky.

Follow-up: Was Adrian the worst female character in any movie, ever?
No.

You've been called the "First Lady of PowerToss." How does that make you feel?
It makes me very proud to be associated with such a great thing as PowerToss.

Which Laurel Highlands teacher is the worst dresser?
Pringle. Something needs to be done with the shoes and also the extensive amount of chest hair hanging out of his shirt that needs to be buttoned one more time.

What are your thoughts about Tropical Sprite Remix
It's not bad, but I don't think I'll be drinking too much of that.

If you could go back in time and live the life of one person, famous or otherwise, whose life would you choose?
I would want to be Michaelangelo (not the Ninja Turtle). He expressed himself in such creative and beautiful masterpieces.

And now for the Two Words section of the HotSeat. Answer each of the following questions with two words and two words only. First topic...

The War with Iraq.
Not necessary.

Professional Wrestling.
Too fake.

Jerry Seinfeld.
Funny guy.

The Russell Rankings.
Are good.

The Meaning of Life.
Life's great.

And finally, the Pivot Questionnaire: Ten simple questions that let us look through a window into your soul.

1. What is your favorite word/phrase? "I don't know."

2. What is your least favorite word/phrase? "Face." Not the actual face, but as in making fun of someone.

3. What turns you on? I like a good smile.

4. What turns you off? Ignorant people who think they are too good for everyone.

5. What is your favorite curse word? Shit.

6. What sound or noise do you love? The swish of a basketball going in.

7. What sound or noise do you hate? Fingernails on a chalkboard or wall.

8. What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt? Psychologist.

9. What profession would you not like to do? Janitor.

10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "There she is, come on in."

Sara Slampak, you are off the PowerToss HotSeat. Thanks for participating

Thanks for your time, I enjoyed it.