The PowerToss HotSeat : Chris Sampson

For our first edition of the PowerToss HotSeat, we decided to pick the brain of the top-ranked player in all the land, Saint Christopher Sampson. The interview session went a little as follows...

Chris Sampson, you are on the PowerToss HotSeat.

Glad to be here.

What do you feel your strongest quality is while playing PowerToss?
The way I get into My Zone.

In a seven-game series, who wins: the '97 Bulls or the '02 Lakers?
Be serious. DA BULLS!

Who is the series MVP, and don't cop-out by saying Jordan.
Pippen, because he does all the little things that carry them over the top.

Superman or Batman?
Batman. I mean, he's just great.

Boxers or Briefs?
Briefs.

Bill Walton: Yea or Nay?
Yea as a player. Nay as a broadcaster.

Who has the best hair in Laurel Highlands?
Girl, Brie Johnson. Guy, Tony Pattitucci.

If you could go back in time and live the life of one person, famous or otherwise, whose life would you choose?
Cassius Clay.

And now for the Two Words section of the HotSeat. Answer each of the following questions with two words and two words only. First topic...

The Insane Clown Posse
Hated it.

Bush's Tax Cuts
Wont last.

Multiple Cy Young Award Winner Pedro Martinez
So lethal.

The Steelers First Round Draft Choice
Probably bad.

Your Birthday Falls on 4/20. Two words about your thoughts on that.
Love it.

And finally, the Pivot Questionnaire: Ten simple questions that let us look through a window into your soul.

1. What is your favorite word? Fuck.

2. What is your least favorite word? Dude.

3. What turns you on? Big asses.

4. What turns you off? People that think they're cool when they're not.

5. What is your favorite curse word? Fucking cunt.

6. What sound or noise do you love? Ocean waves.

7. What sound or noise do you hate? Fire whistles.

8. What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt? Coaching.

9. What profession would you not like to do? Bus driver.

10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "Yes! I always wanted to talk to him."

Chris Sampson, you are off the PowerToss HotSeat. Thanks for participating

Thank you for having me.