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Quotes of the Day
by Lesley and Tina
1. Wben you realize you were walking around all day with deoderant on your shirt.
2. Staying home from the bar so you can write a "fake" rough draft for your class the next day.
3. Def Lepard Behind the Music
4. When you do an assignment and the professor grades them all poorly because they weren't done right, but the fault is his because he didn't explain it enough.
5. The way your first (or even second) car looks, smells, runs, and sounds.
6. When you're merging on the expressway and your car is perfectly in the middle of a double tractor trailer.
7. When there's a tornado warning.
8. When the tornado warning is in the middle of dinner.
9. When you don't have a basement to go to, just a half bath on the first floor and you have to finish your dinner there.
10. When you are the last person left in the room while taking a math test.
11. When Mtv is obsessed with wrestling programs.
12. When you can't stop staring off into space and come back to reality.
13. When someone in class moves a desk to accommodate their propped feet during a crucial point in the lecture and it makes such a loud noise that it drowns out the professor.
14. When the guy at Valvoline is so hot but you don't know what to do about it.
15. When someone points out your bra strap hanging out of your sleeve.
16. When you miss your favorite song during a concert because you're in the bathroom.
17. Any commercial Carrot Top is in.
18. When you run into your ex and he's on a date and you're as single as you can get.
19. The plaque that collects on the lower ball of your tongue ring.
20. When you knowingly do the stupid act of biting a jawbreaker and you chip a filling.
21. Techno
22. When the doorbell rings and you don't want to answer it, so you don't, but somehow the person knows you're there and keeps knocking.
23. When you leave Target, having spent sixty dollars, and being able to carry it all in one bag.
24. When you've just watched the end of the movie Selena, and you are bawling, an Aaliyah Behind the Music comes on and it makes you cry even more.
25. When your boss catches you reading forwards at work.
26. When president Bush wears Asian clothes when visiting Asia.
27. When you're watching a movie and there's an actor or actress in it that you've seen before but can't think of their name and it forces you into a frenzy that is not worth it, but unavoidable anyway.
