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Quotes of the Day
-Joshua, the son of Frank, who is Lesley's brother-in-law
Angie: "Have you seen my car keys?"
Leon: "Sure, I'll have an Arby's."
-Lesley's parents
"I went to bed with no shirt on last night and I woke up wearing one of Dad's with my head through the arm hole!"
-Daniel, Lesley's brother
"I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel in the butt."
-President George W. Bush
"I don't shed pubic hairs."
-Lesley's dad
"Evail lovin'!"
-Lesley's friend Laura, seen on front page with gun
"If you're feeling sick, it's not bacteria, it's Sandy Duncan."
-Mr. Spencer, 9th grade History teacher while the class was watching Roots (and if you don't know, Sandy Duncan is the actress that played Peter Pan (in one version).)
"He has a shitty place, a shitty car, but awesome legos!"
-Tina (Lesley's best friend)
"I don't care what anyone says, toilet paper does not work - for pooping that is."
-Lesley's 11 year-old brother
"May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits."
-Mr. Spencer
"I'd like to have a battle of wits with you but I see you are unarmed."
-Mr. Spencer
Thank you Anne V. for the last two quotes! My, what a good memory you have!
"We will have a military where our breast and brightest will want to serve."
-George W. Bush
"...where people can put food on their families..."
-President George W. Bush MORE
