A HOWLING WOLF
PRODUCTION. COPYRIGHT 2004
This page last updated February 6th, 2007 (WE ADDED A BLOG, SO WE CHANGED THE UPDATE DATE!! WHOOOHOOO!!! CHECK IT OUT AT WE HAVE A BLOG!! Aren't we special!? (We're not? :( Now you've done it, gone and hurt our feelings! Well....if we had any.....) Check it out OUR BLOG!!!!). This
isn't a script. We hand update this date because we care about you(that
and we suck at programming anything more complicated then text on black
background. We're sorry!)
No news reporters, lesbians, thespians,
convicts, never been convicted but should have been, small fury animals,
chickens, any other feathered or non feathered birds, goats, sheep, cattle,
any other farm or non farm animals, etc. etc. whathaveyou, whatwantyou,
were harmed in the production of this website. Any resemblenance
to the truth is purely and without intent unless you want to pay us money
for the truth and then, it's the truth but otherwise, it's not. We don't
have any clue as to why this section of notice was even added as most people
who come to this site are looking for lesbians or pictures of Elvis eating
alien babies. We're sorry. There are none. Unless you want to pay us for
pics and then, we got plenty.
Man, hopefully this disclaimer stops
sometime. I mean, it's pretty long and our lawyers made us make it
reallllly long because stuff that's suppose to be legal is suppose to be
long and full of terms such as "The site includes all notices of
such and such as above mentioned and therefore is protected by International
Copright Law under subsection 10.A.9c." Of course, there is no such law
but our lawyers were happy.
Also, our lawyers are making us put
in the following disclaimer as well: CNN.COM is in no way affliated with
Lesbian Lunch or any of its subsidaries. If you can't figure that
out, then maybe, you shouldn't be allowed to cruise the Internet anyways.
But our lawyers are anal about things and said, "we better put that in,
otherwise, CNN and its affiliates could sue us!" Also, they stated we should
put in that no gay or lesbian organization is affliated with Lesbian Lunch
either(Unless they want to be, then, email us at [email protected]
and state: THE GAYS AND LESBIANS WANT TO BE PART OF THIS WONDERFUL SITE!!!!
That also goes for anyone official at CNN or CNN.COM or hell, even ABC,
CBS, NBC, FOX, etc. We're easy and cheap!!!!)
Anyways, this is the end of the disclaimer.
You should go back up to the nifty menu interface and select something.
We recommend the FREE PORN!!! (Our lawyers insist we put this here---there
is no free porn. We're just going for cheap and easy hits from search engines.
Our lawyers says that's wrong. Our pyschologist says we have low self esteem.
Our girlfriends say we're afraid of committement. Our mommy says we're
good people!)
We love Al Roker!!! We also love Kathie
Lee! Put them together and we just about go into a coma! Our lawyers wanted
to add that neitherAl Roker or Kathie Lee endorse us either. Nor
is Al stalking Kathie Lee(unless you want him to then, well, then, he is!!!!).
