OUR
SPONSORS HATE US...no wait...that doesn't sound right....our sponsors don't
really hate us, they just don't like us.....yeah, that's it....they don't
really hate us, some of them, probably would have sex with us, if they
weren't overstuffed business suit executives with big pocket books and
uh.....well we digress.....our sponsors are who support THE LESBIAN LUNCH
and therefore, deserve our respect.....we salute you sponsors........we
take money from anyone....oops, I mean, we care about the kind of sponsorship
for this little site. We have heavy rules and regulations on who
and who cannot advetise on Lesbian Lunch....these rules are as followed.......
(1)
You must have money to pay us...this is big rule! Number one!
(2) If you have no money to pay us, we do accept drugs or other forms of
medication in payment
(3) You cannot say the word POO POO or otherwise blantantly try to sell
products with such words in it. Why?
Cause our ad man does not like the word poo poo, some would say he
has an aversion to it. Anyways, that's our rules. I know, stickler, stickler,
but we had to set some policies for the readership who have come to expect
a little class, a little culture, well, they also expect tits and ass...but....we
give them that later on in the program!!!!!
Who do you write to advertise in the Lesbian Lunch??? Why you can [email protected]
and say, HEY BOB, I WANT TO ADVERTISE IN THE LESBIAN LUNCH THINGIE A BOB....of
course, he'll write back saying, HELLO, THANK YOU AND OF COURSE, OF COURSE...FIRST
THING, SEND DRUGS....OR MONEY....OR BOTH.....and that's how you'll know
the deal is done!! HURRRRAH!!