WHAT ARE WE ALL ABOUT???
THAT'S RIGHT!! WE'RE ABOUT TRANSVETITES GONE WILD!!!!
 
No wait....no, we're not....... 
 
.we're actually a serious news site with insight into the mindset of the world viewing public. If you need a newstory, where do you go? That's right.....you go to CNN or maybe even ABC but never Foxnews. When you want newstories about celebrities in drag....where do you turn to...that's right the same place Lesbian Lunch steals its news from....THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER and then maybe THE WEEKLY WORLD NEWS but after all that and you want some hard hitting interviews with world leaders about their sex lives with plastic sheep....that's right, you come here, The Lesbian Lunch!!!!!! 

What is Lesbian Lunch? What does the title mean? Why it means, LET EARTH SPIN BEFORE I AGAIN NAP LETS UNITE NORTH CAROLINA HARBOR!!! No, no it doesn't mean that.  It means, LETS ALL GIVE PEACE A CHANCE, AND HAVE LIKE LUNCH WITH SOME LESBIANS. WOULDN'T THAT BE NICE? WE'LL TALK ABOUT POLITICS, RELIGION, SPORTS, CELEBRITIES, ETC. ALL OVER A NICE LUNCH OF TATER TOT CASSEROLE AND MOON PIES AND SWEET TEA WHILE A BAND OF HALF CRAZED ON COCAINE CANADIAN NATIONALISTS PLAY THE FLUTES. God........is that great or what?????? Okay, so now that you know who we are and what we are and who we do and what we do, don't you feel better, just knowing that Kathie Lee and Peter Jennings and being BBQed by Al Roker??? I KNOW I SURE DO....Cause we all love Al here at LESBIAN LUNCH!!!!!! 

If you want, you can always send us email at [email protected] and tell us, YOU GUYS SUCK....and we'll write back, yes and we swallow too!!!!!! 
 
 
 
 
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