Welcome to BEAT THE STAFF....haha, just kidding....here's where you, the reader of Lesbian Lunch get to meet the staff that makes this wonderful and news filled uh, newsletter, possible!!!!  Bet you didn't realize it took so many people to make an actual E-zine such as this one did you? How many do you think it takes?  ONLY 1 ESCAPED MENTAL PATIENT??? Damn you are getting too smart for me!!!!! OUR EDITOR AND FASHION CORDINATOR. Every day, Wanda comes into work in her underwear. Why you may be asking....because Wanda forgets to take her medication and wanders into the office looking as such. OUR WRITERS.  You think this newsletter could be written by just some trash talking drunken naked man in his early thirties??? Think again!! It takes a crack team of writers such as these to write such stories as AL ROKER'S BIG GAY BARBEQUE!!!! THE MAID. Everyday Sarah "Walter" Higgens comes in to our office to clean up the place. And we really appreciate "her" help. So much so we leave bottles of booze for "her" to keep her "jovial" and "happy" or something.  If it wasn't for Sarah....our classic sculptures would get really dusty!! And we can't have that!!!!!