Wow! You really want to rent this space? Well, if you send the Editor $50,000 in United States dollars, he'll rent you this space. Whoooooo!! Send emails to [email protected] with the subject I WANT TO RENT THAT SPACE!!! And the first sucker, I mean, person or persons who does gets to rent the space for one whole year!!!!
 

Well actually, the Editor just didn't have that many buttons for the space so...to be truthful...he created this page. There's really nothing here.  :-( I'm sorry! I'm pouting. Really.  Sad I know. But if you really want to send the $50,000, well, you can have this page!! A whole page to say, whatever you want! You could say---
 

THE WORLD SUCKS!
 

And everybody who clicked on that button would be able to read it!! Ain't that grand?  So what are you waiting for? SEND AN EMAIL!!!!
 

Okay! Okay! I'm still joking, unless you reallllllly want to send me cash.  I may sometime soon set up a paypal account, in case anyone wants to send me a donation(like maybe a dollar!! 1 stinkin' dollar! To help keep the Lesbian Lunch going!!! One dollar is worth it, right? It's not?  Kiss my ass!!!)
 

This message brought to you by:  LESBIAN LUNCH!! Like you didn't know! Who the hell is going to pay $50,000 for this page?? You will? That's awfully nice of you!! I'll be your friend! What? You're broke! That's too bad!! There's lots of room to on this page to put stuff. I mean look at what I got on one page!!!! Sweet isn't it? Anyways, I better stop now!  I'll writecha later! 1