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| GeoMoshing: Using your GPS to find the mosh pit. Geosmashing: Using GPS-guided weapons to destroy a target. Geospin: Using GPS as an excuse to rail against something you don't like, that involves the use of GPS. Geotrashing: Publishing an insult about someone along with their precise location. GeoFlashing: Putting naked pictures of yourself in a cache. Geoflushing: Flushing your GPS out the toilet. Geohashing: Renaming all your waypoints "######" . . . . . . Geoclashing: Two teams of geochachers arriving at the same time, with different brands of GPS. Geocrashing: Driving your vehicle into something or someone because you rely on your GPS too much. Geosplashing: Traditional form of Geocrashing involving an absent ferry (You mean that the little triangle on the screen of my SP3 isn't REALLY my car?) Georashing: 1] hiking too many miles while holding you GPS reciever, so that you develop a rash. 2] being too much occupied by your GPS so that your girlfriend develops a rash. 3] very fast navigation using a GPS Geomashing, aka Geocrunching: That noise you heard was your gps hitting the pavement after you took off with it on your trunk, so you back up to get it...oops! Geowriting and geopainting: Using geographical co-ordinates (for example a track record) to create a geotext or a geordrawing. Geowhingeing: To complain annoyingly or continuously about something perceived as relatively unimportant in a gps newsgroup (informal). e.g. "joe mehaffey is a spammer" |
| The following are blatently stolen from the Sci.satellite.navigation newsgroup. If youve never heard of GPS, then they wont make much sense. If you have, you'll find them as funny as I did. |
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