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This page contains quotes, funny stories and humorous events that have happened to me along my travels.

Let me just try this one last thing.

BANG!

A warding glyph explodes near the ghost of Remus.

The ghost of Remus drops Retribution in shock.

The ghost of Remus snatches Retribution from you but he doesn't know you

noticed.

The ghost of Remus heads west at a run.

Remus has died for the last time, all mourn his passing.

You roll around on the floor laughing.

Don't Believe everything you read...

You give a cup to the old woman.

The old woman inspects the cup closely.

The old woman exclaims: Oooh, some lovely tea-leaves in this cup!

The old woman says: Let me see now...

The old woman stares at the bottom of the cup with a profoundly contemplative look on her face.

The old woman says: Ooooh, now this is an interesting future you have...

The old woman says: Right, here's what I see in your future...

The old woman says: You meet a fat ginger stranger.  No, wait... that's not  right.

The old woman says: Aaaah, now I see... you meet the man of your dreams in the backroom of the Seamstress guild.

The old woman says: Hmm... according to the leaves, you then live a life of  cleaning out the privies outside a Klatchian restaurant, before... oh dear.

The old woman says: Oh, this is sad.  According to the leaves, you then meet your end on the floor of an Alchemist's laboratory.  And on the walls... and on the ceiling.  And the bench.  How very sad.

The old woman exclaims: Oh well.  Have a nice day!

The old woman says: The tea leaves Know.

Ded and, well, er, never mind...

(Playtesters) Aquilo's wispy voice comes from the Thieves' Guild Licence, saying: oo, lotsa wizards. How is WWW going?

(Playtesters) Aquilo's wispy voice comes from the Thieves' Guild Licence, saying that he watches the tumbleweed blow across the channel

(Playtesters) Ded's wispy voice comes from the Thieves' Guild Licence, saying that he blows Aquilo across the channel

(Playtesters) Ded's wispy voice comes from the Thieves' Guild Licence, saying: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww - I didn't mean that to sound so bad...<

(Playtesters) Aquilo's wispy voice comes from the Thieves' Guild Licence, saying: crikey!

(Playtesters) Ibblek's wispy voice comes from the Thieves' Guild Licence, saying: Oh dearie me

(Playtesters) Griffin's wispy voice comes from the Thieves' Guild Licence, saying: Anyone logging this to a quotes page? ;-)

(Playtesters) Ukko's wispy voice comes from the Thieves' Guild Licence, saying: "tonight on     playtesters: Aquilo gets lucky"

(Playtesters) Ded's wispy voice comes from the Thieves' Guild Licence, saying that he hides from all the quotes pages

Those damn Swamp Dragons...

The desert lion moves aggressively towards NoOneYouKnow!

The desert lion moves aggressively towards FatassBob McNotthatunsexy!

The desert lion moves aggressively towards Elvish d'Ranged!

The desert lion moves aggressively towards Creamcheese d'Ranged!

The desert lion moves aggressively towards the green swamp dragon!

The desert lion moves aggressively towards the hairy cat!

The desert lion moves aggressively towards you!

Grains of sand are blown about in the slight breeze.

NoOneYouKnow leaves south.

Creamcheese d'Ranged eeks.

The green swamp dragon dodges out of the way of the desert lion.

The desert lion sinks his teeth deep into the green swamp dragon's muscle and sinew.

The desert lion dealt the death blow to the green swamp dragon.

The green swamp dragon explodes in a violent inferno of fire and dragon bits.

Someone, FatassBob McNotthatunsexy, Elvish d'Ranged, Creamcheese d'Ranged and you manage to leap for cover.

A purple demon appears in a bright flash, grabs your pet licence and explodes messily, taking your licence with it.

The green swamp dragon dealt the death blow to the desert lion.

The green swamp dragon dealt the death blow to the hairy cat.

NoOneYouKnow woos.

Agua makes a mistake...

[rp] Silvara: Okay you attack the mugger :)

You waltz around the room with the mugger.

Agua In Nice Sox moves aggressively towards you!

You stop protecting Agua In Nice Sox as she moves to attack you!

You parry one of Agua In Nice Sox's thieves' daggers with one of your thieves' daggers.

You slice your thief's dagger deeply into Agua In Nice Sox.

You killed Agua In Nice Sox.

You eek.

The ghost of Agua In Nice Sox tells you: opps sorry

[rp] Silvara: Ack did you do kill all?

The ghost of Agua In Nice Sox tells you: i enter the wrong name

You roll around on the floor laughing.

More soon...

 

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