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Where Do You Go On Sunday?
OK so you are a devout worshipper of your godand
youwish to perform a service of worship to the god. Yep you got it ,there
are no temples. To make matters worse, you are supposed to worship the official
goddess of the city, Hel. So even before you can say hi toyour god,
you firsthave to pay the weekly tithe to Hel. When the Templars of
Hel knock on your door look pathetic and destitute, but you better pay them
something. If you happen to be a Lothanderite, be careful. Your kind
is universally blamed forthe Great Destruction. As such keep your faith
secret. While there are many of your kind currently streaming into
the city, you are still subject to the impromptu purge. Also making
things difficult is the oddity of the Orcish worship of Lothander.
While the Lathanderite immigrants to their promised land of Helsport
keep coming, they are becoming more and more aware of the growing schism
in the faith as practiced in Helsport, Vs the rest of the world. But
there are rumors afloat that the REAL Padre is still in the city!
So You Have Been Drafted!
One of the obligations of citizenship is the duty of military conscription.
If you look closely at your papers you will find that you are assigned
to a section of city wall. During combat between the city and its numerous
enemies,you are expected to report to and defend that section. Another
bonus to citizenship is the likelihood of outright conscription.If
new soldiers are needed for some enterprise you may find yourself living
the life of a soldier.
But wait I am female you say!
Makes no difference Helsport is rather progressive
in its views of women as soldiers. If you are selected for a non combat
duty you will not be paid or billeted, so you better hope you can afford
to pay the Templars of Hel while you are serving for freely. If you
cannot pay youmay find yourself permanently assigned to the army until
such time as you can pay the back tithes you accumulate. What is worse
is you are expected to provide your own uniform. Wise citizens buy
a uniform the first chance they get by going to a tailor. If you are called
for duty,and you do not have a uniform one will be provided for you, but
it will likely not fit and you will spend triple what it actually
costs. If you are less fortunate, you will be conscripted for a combat
expedition. Relax, should you be slain in battle your heirs and dependentswill
receive a payment to secure their fortunes,but only if you have a will.Otherwise
you will be paid in the plunder you and your fellows create. Since
the army is mostly on the defense though, villages will be few and far between.On
the plus side you will be lead by some extremely competent and creativeofficers.
Remember the citizen army of Helsport has never been defeated on the
fieldof battle. Remember your city's battle cry,"To Hel with Freedom.
Let Lathanders light show the way to victory" Ahhh Get Me Out Of Here Impossible!
You actually want to leave this paradise? OK it happens.
There are several ways to
leave to the city.
You are lucky if you become a diplomat or trader
for you can get a passport out of the city fairly easy. Or you could hire
yourself out to one of the military organization in the city and take your
chances in combat. You could pass through the gate on a false passport,
but what if you need back in? Then you could set up an enterprise that
can justifiably require you to leave the city. Or an easy was is to
commit some vile crime that would get you thrown out of the city.
Less risky might be the climbing of the walls if you need to be unnoticed.A
few characters have even built tunnels beneath the city walls to make
it seem as if they never leave the city at all.
How to Get Around in this
Government
Well, here is where you need the all important blue citizenship papers, and they must alsohave the proper stamps to allow
you to enter first the Government districtandthen enter the Traders
district. Suffice to say that the less knownyou are to the gate guards,
the more difficult your journey will be. Strangely bribes incash and
coins are not tolerated by the guards, however the smart citizen will
be able to offer favors that might be tempting to a guard. The problem is
that most new immigrants to the city do not have much to offer in bribes
when it comes to satisfying the guards. Remember it is possible to
avoid any difficulties altogether if you have enough papers and forms
which state that your mission to another section of the city is duly
authorized, but since there are many counterfeit and superseded forms
this tactic can be very dangerous.
So why all the forms?
Well, it rests in the theory of authoritarian control implemented
by Miskovar from the outset. The city of Helsport is actually a large privately
held conglomerate of business ventures and franchisees.To promote efficiency
some method of passive control was needed. To the averagecitizen, the blue
citizenship papers were used weekly to enter the Religious district, or more
rarelyto enter the Arena. Otherwise most daily activities took place inside
the Slum districts. Governmental policing was therefore largely confined
to the control of one district, i.e., the Slums. Anotherbenefit was thatrelatively
few government functionaries were required to run the affairsof state, since
most citizens avoided the hassle of trying to get intothe Government district
in the first place. Only people of some intelligence and skill would even
bother to attempt to do so. Another benefitto thissystem is that the Traders
district is largely devoid of any non-legitimate people. No thief could
successfully traverse both the government district and enter the Traders
district. It would amaze many players to learn that fewer than fifty N.P.C.'s
ran a city of over 100,000 people. An amazing efficiency based on the control
of the movement of people. But did the average citizen of Helsport mind these
conditions? In short no, because inside the Slum district the citizen was
enjoying a rare and precious commodity, absolute independenceand freedom.
So how does the system work now?
Well poorly at best, but itis improving each day. Many of the guards
have been conscripted from the survivors,meaning that many have less
than desirable abilities such as the lack of enough education to read.
While it was the practice of Helsport to insist upon the education of all
citizens, in practice only the children who were of school age were
the beneficiaries of this practice.The adults were largely left to there
own devices. So for now it is relatively easy to bluff your way past the
guards and enter most areas of the city.But be forewarned, the more ostentatious
your journeys the more likely you are to suffer from the guard's common
sense and experience the full authority of the Helsport of old.
What Do You Mean My Papers
Are Forged?
If you live in Helsport eventually one of two things
will happen and will both lead to the same result. The first isthat someimportant
bit of paper will be lost by the government. The second is that someone will
forcibly lose that important piece of paper for you.Whether it is to get
you in trouble on purpose, or accident eventually you will need to understand
the laws of Helsport just to be sure you do not end up in theWhite Tower.
While Miskovar laid down the law and the guilds sought to codify it, your
number one culprit of paper causation is the guild of scribes. When first
founded the scribes were intended to act simply as record keepers, but as
a few years passed and favors and rights were demanded and granted some
one had to come up with a legalsystem and care for it as it grew larger and
more complex. As it stands right now,the scribes have so many specialized
areas of law that no one can ever be sure that the law takes a definite position
on any activity. For example murder is strictly a capital crime in Helsport.Yet
the Assassins Guild has a permit toconduct all murders for hire in Helsport.To
further complicate the matter, the Thieves guild has the exclusive right
to regulate all illegal activities in Helsport and as such their permit
supersedes that which has been granted to the AssassinsGuild.
In addition to the above no citizen in Helsport
is allowed to commit a crime or associate with those who encourage
such actions to happen,i.e., no one can have membership in either
the Thieves or Assassins Guilds.So as you can see things are a bit
tricky. Lets go over the important bits of paper one at a time. Get
Your Citizenship OK first you must have your citizenship papers. They
come in several colors, but almost everyone has a set of papers that
are blue. The papers state the following key points. First you area citizen of Helsport. Second you accept
the rules of the city council and Atlan Miskovar. Third you agree
to submit to military service at the pleasure of the city. Fourth
you accept no allegiance to any other mortal or immortal liege. And that's it. Aside from stating what part of the
wall you defendduring battle.
How do you get one?
In general you get it from one of two placesin
thegovernment district. If you go to the Government Building {a.k.a.Thieves
guild} they will usually issue it to you for some sort of fee orservice.
But beware, while easier, filling out your citizenship papersgivesthe
thieves'guild a whole mess of information about you. The otherplace
you can go isgovernment row. While you will fill out the sameexactforms,
you can be usuallycertain that your information remainsprivate.There
is a drawback though, it is that the forms are not always the most
up to date and can be the causeof difficulty. Another problemis thatthe
official government of Helsport is seriously understaffed and your
papers might never be enrolled which can have a devastating effects
to you. The choice is yours, however. Then you might consider forged
papers,butthen you would be dealing with an unregulatedthief. C.Y.A. Here
is thegoldenrule.If youthink you might need a paper saying you are allowed
to do what you are currently doing, then get a permit before it's too late.
It is completely possible to exist outside the paper jail, but while it is
inconvenient, it can also protect you. For example when an assassin kills
someone, prosecution is normally dropped because the murderer has a permit
that states he is legally allowed to kill someone. But if he happens to lose that
permit,or can not produce it in court and verify that it predates the alleged
offense, he can expect a summary execution in "ChopChop Square." Butit
is a double edged sword, the more permits you have officially sanctioning your
actions, the more attention you attract to yourself. Keep in mind most citizens
have a citizenship paper, and maybe a guild membership.You however will
likely come up with all sorts of harebrained ideas and needs for permits and
licensees since you are an adventurer at heart. Most citizens do not go
to the extremes of paper hoarding that you are likely to create.
Small Business Administration
Eventually you will desperately need to accomplishsomethingthat
either there is no guild for, or which is so outrageous that the government
wants certain guarantees that no harm or liability will come to the city
proper.For example if you wish to build a fleet of seagoing ships to plunder
some far island, at the very least you will need some form of warrant stating
that for all intents the city has disowned you, but if you succeed you promise
to give the appropriate guilds their fair share. The mostproblematic
task you will have is figuring out who to approach forthe warrant and
how much it willofficially cost. In case you were wondering most of the
scribes happen to be membersof the Nobility,and nobles in Helsport tend to
be fabulously wealthy and fairly corrupt.
Situations Where Paper Is Useless
This topic refers two to separate facts. The first
is that there are many upper level officials who care not one wit what the
pieceof paper you are carrying says you are entitled to do. In general this
situation must be dealt with in the time honored practice of brown-nosing
and bribing. The second is that paper money is intrinsically worthless. You
will be sure to find yourself in a situation where someoneor something will
want something more tangible, like say actual coins.While Marco Polo was
able to spend his paper money all over the Khanate world, you have a currency
worthless outside the city walls. So plan early and hard on how you plan
to build two money supplies. Firstly you will need the paper money for your
legal and day today transactions, and second you need real hard currency
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