What would you want written on your gravestone?
"uh...it doesn't matter to me, I won't be alive to bitch about it. You know what I'm sayin'? You can have it 'Worlds Biggest Asshole!' or 'Biggest Loser in the World!' or something, it wouldn't matter to me."

What do you inspire to be?
"Well....lets see, my only wish in life is to be a happy old man, with awesome life experiences, and a whole lot of things like that."

What kind of girl are you looking for?
"uh...hmm....good question. Well, I don't know, it's hard to say 'a girl like this' or 'a girl like that' but I guess a girl who is comfortable in her own skin, and personality is probably the biggest asset, looks come and go, its not overly important to me, just as long as I'm comfortable around her, and she's comfortable around me."

Were you ever in love?
"Yes ma'am."

What is your motto?
"Ahhhh-well life's like that."

What do you consider your biggest flaw?
"Is the word "Gullible" on my forehead?"

How do you know when it's love?
"wow...uhmmmmm...hmmm....I guess.....I guess when you can be totally alone together, and not say a word to each other the whole day, and come home and feel like you had the greatest conversation in your life."

How do you spend your free time?
"Well, it depends on the season, in the winter, I read, and I write, I design webpages, and lets see, well I try to travel, but because of the snow, its pretty hard. During the winter, I LOVE to travel, I love camping, hiking, and everything outdoorsy, you know?"

What is your biggest pet peeve?
"hm...uh....I guess when...hmm....I guess when someone is putting somebody down. Or just hurting somebody."

If you could trade places with anyone, who would it be?
"Superman, I'd fly and stuff."

Who was/is the greatest influence in your life?
"My grandpa."

Where do you see yourself five years from now?
"Hm...I would be...let's see...twenty-six. Yes, I would be five years older, that's how I see myself in five years."

So you have pretty low expectations?
"I guess so, its sorta like a...a...sheild, or safety net for me. It's kinda cool because your always pleasantly suprised."

What is your favourite colour?
"Blue. I love blue."

What do you pride yourself on?
"well...lets see, I think my life, and my experience."

What would your first date be like?
"I totally don't know. I'm more of a romantic kinda guy, dinner, movie, walk in the park, coffee shop."

How long is your longest friendship?
"Well, ever since I was a wee-lil' monster, my cousin' lucas is and always will be my friend. Despite the obvious location, and vices. We are, and still will be friends. Together we make an awesome story tellers. The stories we'd tell, it's always fun to have him around."

Have you ever tried drugs?
"Wow...umm...yes. Peyote. It's also a spiritual thing too. Native American Church use the herb all the time, that's how I was introduced to it."

So are you religous?
"no, no, far from it, have you ever read one of my manifestos?"

Do you have any deep regrets?
"nope. I try not to think of that garbage."

What is your vice?
"COFFEE!!!! I love coffee, all kinds of coffeee."