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The nicest thing about feeling happy is that you think you will never feel unhappy again.
Whenever we look upon this earth, the opportunities take shape within the problems.
Grow angry slowly.. There's plenty of time.
Automation is a technological process that does all the work while you just sit there. When you were younger, this was called MOTHER.
People generally quarrel because they cannot argue.

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?
2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda soo hi jaye
Hitler says, "There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary",
Sardar says: Ab bolne se kya faayda? "Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na"
Sign on a railway station at Patna:
Aana free, jaana free, pakde gaye to khana free.
Ek american ek sardar se kaha hamare yahan saadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai isper sardar bola kamal hai hamare yahan to sirf female se hoti hai...
Ek sardar Indian Flag lene shop mein gaya tha. Shopwale ne usse flag diya. Sardar bola: Isme aur colour dikhao!!!

Cars: This is my top favorite movie... The best possible combination of racing, pride, love, and friendship. For me its almost THE PERFECT movie and story-line, graphics, sound effects, music tracks.
Munna Bhai MBBS and Lage Raho Munna Bhai: Super-duper hindi comedy with very good message for all... Must watch in hindi world...
The Matrix Trilogy: I agree that this series is not for everone's taste, it has its own attraction of power and darkness... Sound and graphics are great...
Night At The Museum: More of fun and fiction... Can't rule-out the face that we all want to fill life to the dead things...
X-Men Series
The Dark Knight