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Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phaasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.
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ek sardar rail ki patri per so gaya.
ek aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!
Sardar: Mere uper se hawai-jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai?
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1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?
2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda soo hi jaye
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Sardar: Yar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k lye.
Sales man: Magar computer me inka kya kaam?
Sardar: Oye yaar mujhe computer me windows lagani hai.
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Hitler says, "There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary",
Sardar says: Ab bolne se kya faayda? "Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na"
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Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha...
kisine pucha, umbrella me hole kyun?
Sardar bola, Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega
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A sardar prays daily for 2 hours, "He Vahe Guru meri lottery lagade."
After 11 years Vahe Guru angrily appeared & said,"Khoti de puttar 1 vari ticket to le le"
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Man: Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kya karte ho?
Sardar: AC k paas ja k baith jata hun...
Man: Agar phir bhi garmi lage to?
Sardar: To A/C on kar leta hun...
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Sardar 2 doctr: Mujhe 1 problem hai...
DR: Kya?
Sardar: Baat karte waqt aadmi dikhai nahi deta...
Dr: aisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt...
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2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile,
1st Sardar: chal police ko de k aate hain.
2 sardar: agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to?
1st sardar: jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha...
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Munna: yaar circuit, bapu(Gandhiji) hamesha note(currency note) pe haste kyun hai...
Circuit: simple hai bhai, agar royenge toh note bheeg jayenge na...
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Sign on a railway station at Patna:
Aana free, jaana free, pakde gaye to khana free.
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Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.
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What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi!!!
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Ek american ek sardar se kaha hamare yahan saadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai isper sardar bola kamal hai hamare yahan to sirf female se hoti hai...
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Ek sardar Indian Flag lene shop mein gaya tha. Shopwale ne usse flag diya. Sardar bola: Isme aur colour dikhao!!!
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Santa came to Banta's house and asked Banta, "Agar tu mughe ye bataa de ki, mere is tokari me kya hai, to sare ke sare ande tere.
Agar tu mughe ye bataa de ki, isme kitne hai, to 8 ke 8 ande tere.
Agar tu mughe ye bataa de ki, yeh sabhi kiske hai, to woh murgi bhi teri."
At this Banta became very confused and said, "Oye yaar, barra mushkil sawal hai, koi hint to de de!"
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Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya, hot Coffee order Ki. Coffee atte Hi wife Se Bola Jaldi Jaldi pee.
Wife Boli Kyu?
Sardar Bola Hot coffe Rs. 5 and Cold Coffee Rs. 10.00
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A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order...
Surdar: Murgi di taang kithe hai?
Waiter: Woh langra tha.
Surdar: Dil?
Waiter: murgi le gayee.
Surdar: Dimaag?
Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!
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Khud ko kar buland itnaa.. Ke' Kargil ki choti pe jaa pahunche...
Aur khuda tumse puchhe.. 'Abe gadhe.. ab utrega kaise?'
Krishna N