Joke 7

The Old Man Was Staring !!

An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, blue, and yellow. The old man just stared. Every time the young man looked, the old man was staring.The young man finally said sarcastically,

"What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?" .

Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock.I was just wondering if you were my son."

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Hearing that a zookeeper has managed to train a lion to sleep with a lamb in tha same cage,a man pays visit to see if it is true.

Amazingly the man finds the animals lying next to ach other."How did you do this ?",he ask's the zoo keeper.

He said,"This has been going in for three months now.I don't mind teling you though ,we had to replace the lamb a couple of times.".

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A newly ordained priest is nervous about hearing confessions and asks an old priest to observe one of his sessions and givetips.After a few minutes of listening the old priest suggest that they have a word.

"Just a few suggetions ",says the older priest."Try folding your arms over your chest or rub your chin with one hand."

The younger priest tries this.'Very good ",says the older one." Now try these- -' I see ' ,
' I understand'' ,'yes, go on ' ."

The younger priest tries this too." Well done ", says the older priest."Now don't you think it's better than slapping your knee and saying ," No way, What happened next."