JOKE 5

Girl: Im like a radio,my mouth spkr,my left breast tuner, right 1 volume.
Man:Can I try?(touches d breats)-no sound.
Girl:U havent plugged in yet!

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Nipple Nipple dont be far,
can I press u in my car.
Up above the chest so high,
always milky never dry.
Let me suck you, dont feel shy.

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Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts,
than I can always look at them.
Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged .

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Q:Who is stronger, Man Or Woman?
A:A woman bcos she lifts 2 mountains on her chest while a man lifts 2 stones with the help of a crane.

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A husband was asked: Do u talk to your wife after sex?
His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone.

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Son on his honeymoon phoned his mom asking what 2 do.
MOM:Put ur biggest thng on her hairiest thing.
SON:got my nose in her armpit. Now what?

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LUV D WAY IT RUBS AGAINST
D SOFT PINK FLESH N MAKES
A CREAMY FOAMY LIQUID
AS IT THRUSTS IN&OUT,
UP & DOWN,
CAN`T WAIT 4 NEXT TIME.
LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH

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