JOKE 3

You'll forget your English by the time you finish reading this. Kerala's "The Telegraph" has got hold of an answer paper of a candidate at the recent UPSC examinations.The candidate has written an essay on the Indian cow:

HE IS THE COW "The cow is a successful animal. Also he is quadrupud, And because he is female, he give milk, but will do so when he is got child. He is same like-God, sacred to Hindus and useful to man. But he has got four legs together. Two are forward and two are afterwards. His whole body can be utilised for use.More so the milk.

What can it do? Various ghee, butter,cream, curd, why and the condensed milk and so forth. Also he is useful to cobbler, watermans and mankind generally. His motion is slow only because he is of asitudinious species. Also he is other motion is much useful to trees, plants as well as making flat cakes in hand and drying in the sun. Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding after eating. Then afterwards she chew with his teeth whom are situated in the inside of the mouth. He is incessantly in the meadows in the grass.

His only attacking and defending organ is the horns, specially so when he is got child. This is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the weapons to be paralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly proceed with great velocity forwards.He has got tails also, but not like similar animals. It has hairs on the other end of the other side. This is done to frighten away the flies which alight on his cohesive body hereupon he gives hit with it. The palms of his feet are soft unto the touch. So the grasses head is not crushed. At night time have poses by looking down on the ground and he shouts .His eyes like his relatives, the horse does not do so. This is the cow .

You are informed that the candidate passed the exam .

*~* The Beauty of the soul Reavels Itself in All Expressions*~*

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Some one liners Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.

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Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.

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The easiest way to make your old car run well, is to check the prices of a new car.

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It's what people don't know about each other that makes them such good friends.

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If you can't get a lawyer who knows the law, get one who knows the judge.

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A man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.

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I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.

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A man is incomplete until he is married. > > After that, he is finished.

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I'm an excellent housekeeper. > > Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

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Marriage is like a cage; those outside are desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out.

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By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher... > > and that is a good thing for any man.

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Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he > loves. After marriage, the 'Y'becomes silent.

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Do not marry a person that you know that you can live with, only marry someone that you cannot livewithout.

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I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

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