JOKE 4

An arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the first time was being wined and dined by the state department. The Grand Emir was unused to salt in American foods( French fries, cheeses and anchovies etc.) and was constantly sending his man servant Abdul to fetch him a glass of water. Time and time again Abdul would return with a glass of water but then came the time when he return empty handed.

" Abdul, you bastard, you son of an ugly camel where is my water?" demanded the Emir.

"A thousand pardons, o illustrious one", stammered the wretched Abdul.
"White man sit on well".

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What is the definition of sky hijacking ?
A hand job at 3,200 feet.

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THE AUDIENCE Three nuns were waiting for an audience with Mother sup. The first nun goes in and says,

"Forgive me mother, but I've seen a man's privates".

"Go and wash u'r eyes in holy water" say's the mother superior.

The second women confesses to mother superior that she has touched a man's privates.

"My child " say's the elderly nun,"go wash u'r hands in holy water". The two nuns are busy with the penance when the third nun comes over and says.

"Watch out girls gotta gargle".

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A man attending nudist camp got a letter from his mother saying that she remembered him .She very much wanted to see him .So he thought of sending his picture .But the only one he had was the one he had taken in the nudist camp .He thought of an idea .He took the picture tore it into halfs .He send the waist up photo to his mother .

A week later another letter came .This time his mother asked "can your grandma have one too ".

This time he thought ,since grandma cant see well I will send her the waist down photo to her .After one more week a letter came from his grandma saying ,

" Nice photo .But your hair style makes your nose look too long ."