Kevin Thompson

If his girlfriend Brittany is your typical dumb blonde, then Kevin is your typical dumb jock. He is cute, popular and athletic. Truly the big man on campus. But he really is a dumb jock. He's just as stupid as Brittany, perhaps even more. He says things so senseless, it annoys the hell out of Daria and his teachers. He especially irritates fellow teammate Mack with the stupid nickname he calls him, which is "Mack Daddy". His only saving grace is the fact that he's the quarterback of the Lawndale Lions football team, perhaps the only thing he's really good at. Except of course, he can handle minor things such as parties, dates, etc.

Kevin showed no effort; therefore, flunking his senior year and not graduating with his class.