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| Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. |
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| I don't repeat gossip. So listen carefully... |
| Love your neighbor, but don't get caught. |
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| Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics. |
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| Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning. |
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| Never lie down with a woman who's got more troubles than you. |
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| Never argue with a women when she's tired -- or rested. |
| Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster is a maniac. |
| A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't. |
| What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick. |
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| It is better to be looked over than overlooked. |
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