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| Joe was in his usual place in the morning - sitting at the table, reading the paper after breakfast. He came across an article about a beautiful actress who was about to marry a football player who was known primarily for his lack of IQ and common knowledge. He turned to his wife Donna with a look of question on his face. "I'll never understand why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives." Donna replied, "Why thank you, dear!" |
| What's the most popular pick-up line in Alabama? Nice tooth! |
| What do you get when you have 32 rednecks in the same room? A full set of teeth. |
| City Slickers A city slicker moves to the country and decides he's going to take up farming. He heads to the local co-op and tells the man, "Give me 100 baby chickens." The co-op man complies. A week later the man returns and says, "Give me 200 baby chickens." The co-op man complies. Again, a week after the man returns. This time he says, "Give me 500 baby chickens." "Wow!" the co-op man replies. "You must really be doing well!" "Naw," said the man with a sigh. "I'm either planting them too deep or too far apart!" |
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