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| Then there was the blonde who was so upset about everything she read about how smoking causes cancer that she finally forced herself to give up reading. |
| A blonde woman starts a new job as an executive assistant. Her boss tells her to call his partner and pull up a chair to take notes. The blonde asks,"Do you want me to use your dictaphone?" "No", says the boss,"Just use your finger like everyone else." |
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| A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband,"Shut up, you're next!" |
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| Did you hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? It took her a month to realize she could play it at night. |
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| How is a blonde like a shot gun? One cock and shes ready to blow. |
| That blonde is about as smart as a box of rocks. |
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| F**k-Off (noun) The tie-breaker at a blonde beauty contest! |
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