This AMAZING NEW PILL contains these completely SAFE and HARMLESS ingredients: sodium chloride, potassium nitrate, clay, and the newly discovered inert material-- U-SLEX 2810.

Here is what just a few of our thousands of SATISFIED CUSTOMERS have to say:

"They work! They REALLY WORK... and the price is SO AFFORDABLE."
             Mirbes Thornblath
             -housewife

"I was a confirmed alcoholic until one morning when my wife substituted these pills for my usual heavy duty, adults only, pain killer. As a result, I suffered through a full day of EXCRUITATING hangover with no noticible relief. Now, I am completely CURED and haven't touched a drop of alcohol since. I owe it all to my EX-WIFE and U-SLEX."
             Throckmorton Boundpiddle
             -private stall bricklayer

"I'm SO RELIEVED!! I can leave U-SLEX laying around all over the house and never worry about keeping them out of the reach of my children."
             Elen Fuchenmuck
             -mother of twelve