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JUST LOOK AT THESE UNBELIEVABLE PRICES!!

All KITS come assembled or unassembled with easy to follow instructions included.

PSYCHIC KARMA PROJECTOR
Features TRIPLE-GUILDED DEEP THOUGHT RECOVERY PLATES suitable for plunging into seething hot vats of molten karma.  Win friends and destroy Enemies.
#1415...(KIT)---$14.95
#1416...(ASSEMBLED)---$22.50

THE PSYCHO-KENETIC POWER AMPLIFIER
"Mind over Matter"  NOW!  Put one thousand watts behind the force of your WILL (double strength model also available)  Trigger EARTHQUAKES, Blow up TREES, Wilt lamp posts and fire hydrants  TERRIFY large crowds of people...WHAT FUN!!!
#3366 (KIT)---$26.99
#3367 (ASSEMBLED)---$34.22

THE WOFFORD ANTI-GRAVITY DEVICE
Soar like a bird!!!!!  Now you can attack assorted Ducks, Geese, Vultures and Seagulls in their natural surroundings--- THE OPEN SKY!  The result of a long-awaited development by Prof. Frank M. Wofford.
#2739 (KIT)---$49.95
#2740 (ASSEMBLED)---$60.00

THE PSEUDO-PSYCHO-KENETIC POWER AMPLIFIER
Looks exactly the same as #3366/#3367 but is a non-functioning mock-up model.  Very good for pulling off BLUFFS on large crowds of people, lamp posts, trees etc.  Not a kit.
#3636................$15.49