Jewgater's Homepage

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So, somehow you've managed to stumble upon my little ol' website located within the vast and endless entity known as the Internet. Whether that is good or bad....well, I guess that's up to you. If you've been here before, welcome back. You'll notice a few changes have been made; feel free to sign the guestbook and tell me what you think. If you've never been here before, chances are good that bottle of aspirin in your medicine cabinet is still full. I guarantee you that that will soon change. For your surfing ease, all the links to my main pages are now located within easy reach on your left. The onboard movie was eaten by the VCR, so feel free to amuse yourself with the ever-popular Inflatable Cow Game. If you survive all the way through the twisted and incomprehensible AIM conversations, sign the guestbook and tell me how. I'll need to remedy that before everyone else figures out the trick. As a brief introduction, I'll introduce to three very important people in my life, after which you'll have a better understanding of who Jewgater really is.

MY Love interests: (Yes, Plural)

**If you didn't know (and I don't know how or why you wouldn't), the extremely hot man on the left is Remy LeBeau aka Gambit of the X-Men. This smooth talkin' Cajun swamp rat could charm a crocodile out of its supper and you out of thousands. But he doesn't need to--he's a t'ief. After 20 years of fuchsia, this card-slinger is back in black and ready to give the mutant-haters of the world a taste of their own medicine. Or rob them blind, whichever comes first. Just ignore the girl on the left--she's not important.

**The man in the middle is probably a stranger to most (unless you're 50 years old and remember the time when comics were still 10 cents). Barry Allen aka The Flash was Wally West's, the current Flash's, predecessor, and the second to take the alias "Flash." This police scientist (or forensic scientist for all you CSI fans), was my first hero, and he can still run circles around the competition. Make no mistake, this determined crime-fighter is the one with the lightening bolt on his chest and the wings on his boots. Too bad he's married. Even worse that he's dead.

**If you don't know the next handsome beast on the list, well, you're just really out of touch with the times. With six reasons not to get on his bad side, Logan aka Wolverine is really just a cuddly teddy bear underneath all that anger and resentment. Ok, waaaaay underneath. The first in and the last out, Logan is the best at what he does--and what he does isn't very nice. Due to his mutant healing factor, everyone's favorite berserker doesn't look a day over 30. Unfortunately, he was old enough to fight in WWII.

So, if you haven't run for your life yet (or at least for the sake of your sanity), check out my favorites page, as well as all my other pages. We'll see if you survive.

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