You've never met any celebrities.
Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.
"Vacation" means driving through Hocking Hills or going to King's
Island, Cedar Point, or Indian Lake
You've seen all the biggest bands ten years after they were popular.
You measure distance in minutes.
Down south to you means Kentucky.
You know several people who have hit a deer.
Your school classes were canceled because of cold.
Your school classes were canceled because of heat.
You've ridden the school bus for an hour each way.
You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same
day.
You think ethanol makes your truck "run a lot better."
You know what's knee-high by the Fourth of July.
Stores don't have bags; they have sacks.
You see people wear bib overalls at funerals.
You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition. Example:"Where's
my coat at?" or "If you go to the mall I wanna go with."
All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable,
or grain.
You install security lights on your house and garage and leave
both unlocked.
You think of the major four food groups as beef, pork, beer,
and Jell-O salad with marshmallows.
You carry jumper cables in your car.
You know what "cow tipping" or "Possum Kicking"
is.
You only own 3 spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup.
You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled
with snow.
You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.
You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie.
The local paper covers national and international headlines
on one page but requires 6 pages for sports.
You think that deer season is a national holiday.
You know which leaves make good toilet paper.
You find -20 degrees F "a little chilly".
You know all 4 seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter,
and Construction.
You know what a real buckeye is, and have a recipe for candy
ones.
You know if another Ohioian is from southern, middle or northern
Ohio as soon as they open their mouth.
You can spell and pronounce words like Cuyahoga, Tuscarawas,
Olentangy, and Bellefontaine.
You know that Serpent Mound was not made by snakes.
You have more miles on your snowblower than on your car.
You owe more money on your snowblower than you do your car.
Your snowblower gets stuck on your roof.
You have 10 favorite recipes for venison.
The local paper covers national and international headlines on 1/4 page but
requires 6 for sports
You know what pop is....
You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no
one in it no matter what time of the year.
De-tassling was your first job.
Your idea of a really great tenderloin is when the meat is twice
as big as the bun and accompanied only by ketchup and a dill pickle slice.
You say catty-wumpus and kitty-corner.
When asked how your trip was to any foreign, exotic place, you
say, "It was different."
You consider being called a "Pork Queen" an honor.
You know where all the Yoders live.
You don't think of Florida first when someone mentions Miami.
You snicker when someone's from Tiffin, because you think of
the State Hospital.
Pro football teams are supposed to wear orange!
You've heard of 3.2% beer.
Schools close for the state basketball tournament and deer season
You're proud of your state fair, but would rather go to Cedar
Point.
You know what TBDBITL means.
You live less than 30 miles from some college or university.
"Toward the lake" means "north" and "toward the river"
means "south."
You've heard of the Great Nickel Beer Night Riot.
You root for a college team though you've never taken a class there.
You know which letter is doubled in "Cincinnati."
You always visit more than two amusement parks in one summer.You know what
game they're playing when the Mud Hens take on the Clippers
You actually get these jokes and think they're funny
Isn't it sad? You just said "yup" and "uh-huh" or aint that the truth" to most of these!!!