Top Ten Reasons to Come to the MHC Health Center
(Yes, they actually post this at my school)
1. Its [sic] time for an annual GYN exam and STI testing.
2. The wide variety of contraceptives.*
3. Free condoms** and dental dams.
4. Emergency contraception.***
5. Help with difficult personal issues.****
6. Anonymous HIV testing.
7. Concerns about drugs or alcohol.*****
8. Perscription refills.
9. A cough or a cold that just won't go away.
10. Nutritional consultation.******
* Yeah, they really do have just about eveything.
** Some even glow in the dark! And they have rainbow styles, too! Fun!
***Just a phone call away, 24 hours a day.
****What do I do if my roommate wants to kill me?
*****Do you think 4 beers and a couple of vodka shots is too much? Yeah, I thought so, too.
******So, let me get this straight. Fats are bad for you and fruits are good. Right? Yes! Finally got it!