The Morning After PG-13 - Jem remembers what happened last night with his friends Russell and Blake, with a guest appearance of good 'ol Bret. Some drinks, a pack of smokes, and people looking like a giant sea of motion.

Blackmail PG-13 - Ever wondered what actually happened at that party where Jem got so mixed up, and why he wore a flowered skirt at sometime during it? Well look no further. Poetry, fishnets, lots of drinks and Rachel help bring this story to life. *spoiler* for Jem's party mix-up puzzle, if you haven't done it yet.

Harry Potter meets Jem PG - The title says it all. A rather un-eventful day in Mr Clement's classroom leads to a few eventful events and some random crossover.

The pointless story of Jemaine Clement and etc. PG-13 - Jem and Bret (or is it Brad?) go to a few parties, learn a few lessons, and meet some Lord of the Rings stars. Just your average fanfiction really... with Rachel.

True Lies M - A strange, many- chaptered tale including all your favourite characters, Jess, Arezoo, Jemaine, Rachel, Bret and Taika of multiple surnames. Written by none of the above, strangely enough.