Saint Clement's - A Jemaine Clement Fansite

Jemaine Paper Dolls

"Paper dolls and people, they're the very same shape" - Jem, in the Flight of the Conchords song "Pencils in the Wind"

At the official Tongan Ninja site (now turned into a site featuring 'explicit content') you could previously download your very own Jem action figure paper doll! We here at Saint Clement's have made some clothes for you to dress your JemDoll in, because wouldn't anyone get bored wearing black all day, every day! Just click on the link below, print off your JemDoll, and cut him out, then you're free to print off the clothes we have below to dress Jem in!

The Paper JemDoll

Jem's Slumber Party
Jem's Party Mix-up
A Night on the Town
Manly Jem
Jem's Ghetto fun!
On the Good Ship Venus