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that's the thing about mercy, it's undeserved... |
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| ABOUT ME / Page 1 / Page 2 / Page 3 / Page 4 / Page 5 / Page 6 / Page 7 / PAGE 8 |
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SIGN THE GUESTBOOK / MY FRIEND ADAM / VIEW THE GUESTBOOK |
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COLLEGE 101:
How to Skip a Class |
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8:07 AM Wake up, look at the clock...go back to sleep
9:25 AM Wake up, Look at the clock, clutch heart and wait for massive coronary (class begins in 5 minutes)...estimate lateness--decide it's impossible to make and roll back over
9:27 AM Lie face down in the bed and moan
9:29 AM Remembering the quiz scheduled get up and run around for 1-2 minutes doing nothing... |
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[email protected] |
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"Get thee down,
Be Thou Funky."
- Anonymous |
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9:30 AM Jump into the shower--spend a little extra time singing that new song you like so much
9:35 AM Dig for clothes...gotta look decent--everybody stares at the late person
9:46 AM On your way out the door, turn around and go change your shirt--it doesn't match your socks (no sense in trying to be "on time", you're already late)
9:51 AM On the way...decide to take the "scenic route" (to calm those pesky "lateness jitters")
9:53 AM Decide to pass by that guy you like's dorm, maybe he'll be at the bus-stop---you can give him a ride (+10 bonus points!)
9:57 AM Pass by again, maybe you missed him...you're just trying to be helpful anyway right? 'Nothing wrong with that...
10:05 AM After FINALLY finding a parking spot (an illegal one), on way to class, stop in for some Cappuccino at the Campus Coffee shop--might as well make sure you can stay awake |
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"If at first you don't succeed, forget skydiving."
- Anonymous |
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10:07 AM Notice your stomach growling--might as well stop for a minute and eat/chat, besides--that guy you like is sitting there...it would be rude not to "Say hello" (flirt)
10:15 AM look at the clock and nearly choke, get up and speed walk to class |
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10:22 AM Get to the door just in time to hold it open for everybody as they leave. Run up to the professor and say "I'm so sorry, I woke up late and had to hurry here" |
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*NOTE: I don't ACTUALLY skip my classes, this is a J-O-K-E....FICTION |
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"And now these three remain: Faith, Hope, and Love. But the greatest of these is Love." |
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- I Corinthians 13:13 |
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What is Greater than GOD,
more Evil than the Devil,
the poor have it,
the rich need it,
and if you eat it, you'll die...? |
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"...Conventionallity is not morality....Men too often confound them; they should not be confounded: appearance should not be mistaken for truth; narrow human doctines, that only tend to elate and magnify a few should not be substituted for the world redeemeing creed of Christ." |
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give up? highlight the text
downward and see |
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"NOTHING." |
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excerpt from preface of "Jane Eyre"
by Charlotte Bronte |
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For though I'm flawed and inconsistent, He still loves me. Though I have gone to bed hoping I would never rise again, he woke me up to the beautiful sunrise that I might hope in a new day. Though I have felt all alone as I cried alone on my bed, he has been there to hear me and wipe away my tears. He as carefully and lovingly taken care of me, perfecting me in every way. Though I'm as insignificant as a grain of sand on a beach, he rests not, faithfully keeping his eye on me, guarding and guiding my every step. |
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Fun
ogo
Oluwa
ni
oruko
Jesu
Kristi! |
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For
the
Glory
of God
in
Christ
Jesus! |
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Though I fall seven times, I will rise seven times higher than the last. When I rise, it will be to victorious glory for in Christ, I have conquered death. |
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I will rest in the Lord. I will rejoice in him. I will clothe myself in the righteousness of Christ. I will stay in the cleft of the rock. When floods come, I will not be swept away for he has hidden me from danger. If I struggle, if I see no reward, if I look the fool in front of all...Let it be to the glory of GOD. For in him, I have gained all things and all life. |
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What do I think about dating? Well...right now, I can honestly say, I am blessed to be single (I Corinthian 7:34 ).
I'm still learning about how to be that "Proverbs 31" woman. but, if and when the time comes for me to enter into a relationship, I'll be ready. Otherwise, I'm not particularly concerned. |
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HERE |
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ABOUT ME / Page 1 / Page 2 / Page 3 / Page 4 / Page 5 / Page 6 / Page 7 / PAGE 8 |
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SIGN THE GUESTBOOK / MY FRIEND ADAM / VIEW THE GUESTBOOK |
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