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GREAT SCOTT!...IS SHE CONTAGIOUS?! |
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Page 1 / Page 2 / Page 3 / Page 4 / Page 5 / PAGE 6 / Page 7 / Page 8 / ABOUT ME |
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SIGN THE GUESTBOOK / MY FRIEND ADAM / VIEW THE GUESTBOOK |
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IF YOU THINK NOBODY CARES, TRY MISSING A COUPLE OF PAYMENTS |
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Email Me... |
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Pedantics... |
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Don't let that Grin fool you!
She's a COMPLETE NERD! |
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I am punished with a strange and utterly useless talent--the ability to remember completely impertinent and trivial facts. Take for instance--the fact that "a group of piranas can skeletonize a cow in under 30 seconds" or the fact that a normal change in climate is one degree per millenium... |
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Why has my mind absorbed these things? I don't know. I consider it a mystery that I struggle to sing along to my favorite songs but, I won't hesitate to elaborate on the mating habits of the Usambra Starburst Baboon. I mean COME ON, who really cares to know the sexual habits of an animal with what *appears* to be a severe case of hemorrhoids? I'll just bet you didn't know that there is a law in Iowa making it illegal to kiss longer than 5 minutes...Do you feel smarter now? Me either... |
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Unfortunately, it seems that the "real world" doesn't find these statistics so fascinating (Gee, I wonder why). My only hope is that one day, during an interview, my employer-to-be will suddenly halt the interview and demand to know how many feet of ice covered Chicago during the ice age--or something comparable. (by the way, it's 50,000) |
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maybe i should do gameshows... |
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"As for me, I look to the LORD for his help. I wait confidently for God to save me, and my God will certainly hear me. Do not gloat over me, my enemies! For though I fall, I will rise again. Though I sit in darkness, the LORD himself will be my light."
Micah 7:7-8 |
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Why Am I ThankFul? |
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KILLING TIME? |
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I'm an Aunt!!! |
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Staple papers in the middle of the page
Drum on every avaliable surface
pay for everything in pennies
Leave tips in Bolivian currency
as much as possible, skip instead of walking
Name your dog Dog
ask people what gender they are
Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with prophesy"
excerpt from "Funny Bone Humor" |
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to have had such a wise, patient Mother |
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I'm in school |
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I am NOT a statistic |
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Christ chose to Save me |
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three words...JESUS JESUS JESUS! |
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I have the opportunity to help other people |
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Tele-Marketers and Creditors can't
pronounce my first name |
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fellowship with other christians |
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I have a couple close friends |
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problems aren't static |
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to have had such a giving Father |
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My family loves me |
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I have my car |
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my bro. segi and i (84) |
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I have a place to lay my head at night and
clothing to wear |
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"I intend to live forever
so far, so good..." |
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Sunny Days |
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there are people out there who care enough to TRY to change the world |
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No matter how far I've strayed, God has always brought me back |
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Jesus saves...passes to Moses, shoots, SCORES!! |
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Profile: A Good Friend |
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He's also the "other half" of this site...
(www.geocities.com/insidehishead) |
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it's not because he knows how to make me laugh...it's not because he can somehow sense when something is wrong, it's not because he takes the time to listen to my trivial commentaries...however... |
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Adam... He's the only "eighty year-old" seventeen year-old I know. How many people do you know that were accepted into college at the age of 15. The boy has a brain the size of Massachusetts, he's so smart he could probably tell you why you wore what you're wearing today--including those ugly mismatching socks! (made you look!)...
The kid's a diamond...He has faithfully stood by my side through all my hardships and prayed for me when I couldn't find the strength to do it myself. To have a person like that in your life is a true blessing. Don't get me wrong, I'm not giving him ALL the credit...Actually, there's a much deeper reason why he and his family are all Super-Human soldiers--CHRIST. (yeah, and you thought "Batman and the Super Friends" were bad!) That's probably the most important thing I could tell you about the guy. While Adam probably won't waste your time explaining secret tricks to calculus limits or elaborating on the many uses of fractals, he WILL break you off a peice of Jesus small enough to swallow yet big enough keep you chewin' for days... |
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HERE |
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Page 1 / Page 2 / Page 3 / Page 4 / Page 5 / PAGE 6 / Page 7 / Page 8 / ABOUT ME |
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SIGN THE GUESTBOOK / MY FRIEND ADAM / VIEW THE GUESTBOOK |
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