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Immature: 1. (adjective) Something that is immature has not finished growing or developing. 2. A person who is immature does not behave in a sensible adult way. immaturity (noun)

Hmm, *ponder* over some of these amazing questions of life....

Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs?

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

What is another word for "thesaurus"?

What is the speed of dark?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Can you grow birds by planting birdseed?

What color would a smurf turn if you choked it?

What do sheep count when they can't sleep?

If you spend your day doing nothing, how do you know when you're done?

If the police arrest a mime, do they have to tell him he has the right to remain silent?

If you have an open mind why don't your brains fall out?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out it's nose?

why do the ABC song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep all have the same tune?

If Barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy her friends?

If you're in hell, and are mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?

If vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

How can you hear yourself think?

Why do we leave expensive cars in the driveway, when we keep our crappy lawnmower in the garage?

What is a male ladybird called?

Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?

What does OK actually mean?

If it is a 50 mph per hour wind and you drive your car at 50mph into it, if you stick your head outside would it be a normal day?

Do pigs pull ham strings?

If you built a time machine with all new parts, when you went back would the parts you use dissapear because they didn't exist then?

Are there female leprechauns?

If people with one arm go to get their nails done, do they pay half price?

Does Cupid have a girlfriend?